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    Lulu was an escort, but she didn't want her grandma to know. One day, the Garda raided a whole group of prostitutes at a sex party in a hotel, and Lulu was among them. The Garda took them outside and had all the Escorts line up along the driveway when suddenly, Lulu's grandma came by and saw her granddaughter.

    Grandma asked, "Why are you standing in line here, dear?"

    Not willing to let her grandmother know the truth, Lulu told her grandmother that the Garda were there passing out free oranges and she was just lining up for some.

    "Why, that's awfully nice of them. I think I'll get some for myself," and she proceeded to the back of the line.

    A Garda was going down the line asking for information from all of the Escorts.

    When he got to Grandma, he was bewildered ! and exclaimed "Wow, still going at it at your age? How do you do it? "

    "I just take my dentures out, rip the skin back and suck them dry."..

    The Garda fainted.
    Last edited by Clyde; 26-02-15 at 10:51. Reason: Hehehe
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    Now that is funny..............heard they do the same with Carrots!!
    I just ordered a chicken and an egg off the internet .......I'll keep ye posted which comes first!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by abcodiver View Post
    Now that is funny..............heard they do the same with Carrots!!
    Who Grandma?
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    you've been tango'ed..............carrot juice ffs, what will ya think of next!! pmsl
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    He's taking the mickey outta me. Tell him my tan is natural…
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    Quote Originally Posted by SophieX View Post
    Did i tell you how much i hate you lately….
    Ahh your giving him the Rod.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SophieX View Post
    Clyde, what type of friend are you!
    A bold one......
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    http://youtu.be/xAMwjRbTFpA
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    Quote Originally Posted by SophieX View Post


    Did i tell you i broke my toe last night…

    Absolute agony….
    Footjob was it?
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    Quote Originally Posted by SophieX View Post


    Did i tell you i broke my toe last night…

    Absolute agony….
    ahhhh was it ur rubber one??
    I just ordered a chicken and an egg off the internet .......I'll keep ye posted which comes first!!!

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