The other day Iate stuff I normally dont eat and lets say I broke the world record for the stairs climb. Afterwards I thought it must be dreadful being incontinent. Think about it? You cant wear grey clothes, cant wear light suits. You get all dressed to go out and pssssssssssss, ah no, back in again, dressed again, ah damn pssssssssss. Your at the mercy of your arsehole. I mean take a young trendy guy. Hey you guys, whats up? He gets into his trendy white baggy trousers and his beige wollen boots and off out to the disco. Give em a bit of that yeah. He sees the girl of his dreams dancing away, all nice a sexy and shiny. Hey whats up? Cum here often? Nice dress. Then the shitting starts off. psssssssssss , like lava climbing down his leg. pssssssssssssssssssss. Whats happening later girl yeah? Pssssssssssssssssssssss His boots filled with smooth shite. Ill take you home in a minute.pssssssssssssssssssss Can barley walk at this stage and the whole disco is fuckin empty.
its awful being incontinent,