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    Default The Curse of Incontinence.

    The other day Iate stuff I normally dont eat and lets say I broke the world record for the stairs climb. Afterwards I thought it must be dreadful being incontinent. Think about it? You cant wear grey clothes, cant wear light suits. You get all dressed to go out and pssssssssssss, ah no, back in again, dressed again, ah damn pssssssssss. Your at the mercy of your arsehole. I mean take a young trendy guy. Hey you guys, whats up? He gets into his trendy white baggy trousers and his beige wollen boots and off out to the disco. Give em a bit of that yeah. He sees the girl of his dreams dancing away, all nice a sexy and shiny. Hey whats up? Cum here often? Nice dress. Then the shitting starts off. psssssssssss , like lava climbing down his leg. pssssssssssssssssssss. Whats happening later girl yeah? Pssssssssssssssssssssss His boots filled with smooth shite. Ill take you home in a minute.pssssssssssssssssssss Can barley walk at this stage and the whole disco is fuckin empty.

    its awful being incontinent,
    Westside.
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    Verbally incontinent.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Westsidex View Post
    The other day Iate stuff I normally dont eat and lets say I broke the world record for the stairs climb. Afterwards I thought it must be dreadful being incontinent. Think about it? You cant wear grey clothes, cant wear light suits. You get all dressed to go out and pssssssssssss, ah no, back in again, dressed again, ah damn pssssssssss. Your at the mercy of your arsehole. I mean take a young trendy guy. Hey you guys, whats up? He gets into his trendy white baggy trousers and his beige wollen boots and off out to the disco. Give em a bit of that yeah. He sees the girl of his dreams dancing away, all nice a sexy and shiny. Hey whats up? Cum here often? Nice dress. Then the shitting starts off. psssssssssss , like lava climbing down his leg. pssssssssssssssssssss. Whats happening later girl yeah? Pssssssssssssssssssssss His boots filled with smooth shite. Ill take you home in a minute.pssssssssssssssssssss Can barley walk at this stage and the whole disco is fuckin empty.

    its awful being incontinent,
    Westside.
    Thanks as all ways westside
    for letting us know what goes on in your head
    i can't wait for tomorrow

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    Only one thing for it get some adult nappies.
    Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened

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    Personally I dont knead an escort to either piss or shit on me.

    I choose escorts who are continent and confident

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    Quote Originally Posted by bollocks View Post
    Personally I dont knead an escort to either piss or shit on me.

    I choose escorts who are continent and confident
    what you did there..I sea it


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    I thought incontinence referred to the loss of bladder control, so after reading this thread I decided to look it up.

    incontinence
    noun in·con·ti·nence \(ˈ)in-ˈkänt-ən-ən(t)s\ (Medical Dictionary)
    Medical Definition of INCONTINENCE
    1: inability or failure to restrain sexual appetite
    2: inability of the body to control the evacuative functions

    Seems I might have 1.
    Last edited by philipkntz; 19-02-15 at 00:20.

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    It's even worse when it dries and pulls at the hairs every time you move

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    Quote Originally Posted by bollocks View Post
    Personally I dont knead an escort to either piss or shit on me.

    I choose escorts who are continent and confident
    No you just need a dictionary.

    Westside.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ThomasJ View Post
    Only one thing for it get some adult nappies.
    You have just suggested a new kink for him to try

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