All go at the E-I rapid response unit

[Busty Malena and Carmen]

But we are missing Quarterpounder, have u kidnapped him? U are JR and u have the power, please dont kidnap that poet

[Oven Ready Eddie]

Are u all having fun, arent u? Are u spending a good Christmas Eve? In Spain is tradition to have dinner a turkey..........what are u doing?

Well I’ll be lying low but Ireland and Spain have a lot in common and I guess most of us will also doing the dinner and fighting over whether to watch willy wonka or the queens speech (willy wonka wins every time). I had a nightmare day today as I left things to the last minute as usual and was going around like a headless chicken.

I’ve noticed that a lot of Escorts are working around this time and may be far from home and I want to wish them in particular warmest seasons greetings and a safe and prosperous new year.

Eddie

[JR Ewing]

Ladies I didn't kidnap any quarterpounder. I get mine at McDonalds Your right ladies I do have the power. If you were in this jacuzzi with me you would know what I mean

[Busty Malena and Carmen]

Well I’ll be lying low but Ireland and Spain have a lot in common and I guess most of us will also doing the dinner and fighting over whether to watch willy wonka or the queens speech (willy wonka wins every time). I had a nightmare day today as I left things to the last minute as usual and was going around like a headless chicken.

I’ve noticed that a lot of Escorts are working around this time and may be far from home and I want to wish them in particular warmest seasons greetings and a safe and prosperous new year.

Eddie

Thanks little chicken...yes we are far from home in these Irish lands, but we are in front of the fireplace and listening to romantic music

[Oven Ready Eddie]

Thanks little chicken...yes we are far from home in these Irish lands, but we are in front of the fireplace and listening to romantic music

No nicer place to be. Here’s a nice one to listen to on Christmas eve if far from home

dire straits so far away from me - Google Video

and one for the romantics amongst us

YouTube - Katie Melua - 'If You Were A Sailboat'

[Quarterpoundher]

But we are missing Quarterpounder, have u kidnapped him? U are JR and u have the power, please dont kidnap that poet

Why thank you my delectable duo of dual delights . Here is one specially for you...

Queen Isabella did launch a fleet
To find new worlds to set two feet
Had known did she of local treasure
Would burn the sails and meet with pleasure
For in her realm were seams of gold
Within arms reach, with which to hold

Nare need to send conquistador
To conquer me with guns nor swords
For here are two I do adore
Did that did they with but few words

No need to travel far and wide
Far nearer jewels I do abide
Have come from Spanish plains that main
Command the very clouds to rain

For here a duo of Spanish heat
Do much to warm cold Celtic feet
Am sure but I, as yet to meet
Are double act that’s hard to beat

So Isabella do send poor Chris
Across the sea and so will miss
I sure that he, agree with me
A world of wealth is in a kiss

Merry Christmas Lady's...xxx...Qph...