Yesterday i appear to have contracted a big dose of man flu. Im taking medication for it, and am hoping it doesnt ruin my well planned weekend,
It got me to thinking though.. Here i am, feeling absolutely terrible, coughing, spluttering, and generally feeling like someone kicked me with hob nail boots last night whilst i slept in my luxurious bed.
I obviously cant punt, as i would never dream of giving a lovely lady my sickness..
Its killing me, as there is 1 particular female in cork today, that i have been aching to bang for ages.. and im leaving work at 1 for the day, so have plenty of time to unload both barrels of cock custard whilst with said lady.
I wonder, do any of the lovely ladies have any stories about getting illnesses or being sick because of someone who didnt have my morals???
Food for thought.