Do it properly

[Arnie S]

I know, but it takes a long time for me to think of a reply and then I have to get my personal assistant to type it for me but she keeps making mistakes because she types with one hand while playing with herself with the other. Maybe its time to get a new P.A.

Does she do shorthand? . I could use someone with those skill sets in my Governors office. I did have M & C on an Internship but I could not get any werk done and my dry cleaning bill went through the roof!!!

Arnie says,

SPANK YOOER SECRETARY!!! (gently)

[Forrest]

Does she do shorthand? . I could use someone with those skill sets in my Governors office. I did have M & C on an Internship but I could not get any werk done and my dry cleaning bill went through the roof!!!

Arnie says,

SPANK YOOER SECRETARY!!! (gently)

Whats shorthand!!!! I tried spanking her but she enjoyed it too much.

[Arnie S]

I tried spanking her but she enjoyed it too much.

Ve all make that mistake little one you vill learn that you need to lay the ground rules with yooer new secretary from day one.

1

no hankie = no spankie

2

no wankie = no spankie

3

mankie = NOOOOOO spankie ever

4

kinkie = hankie and spankie and thankie.

follow these simple rules fooerest and you vill have many happy yeears from yooer secretary

isn’t that right Gertrude?



vere vould I be vithout my little Gerty?

[Forrest]

Ve all make that mistake little one you vill learn that you need to lay the ground rules with yooer new secretary from day one.

1

no hankie = no spankie

2

no wankie = no spankie

3

mankie = NOOOOOO spankie ever

4

kinkie = hankie and spankie and thankie.

follow these simple rules fooerest and you vill have many happy yeears from yooer secretary

isn’t that right Gertrude?



vere vould I be vithout my little Gerty?

I was wondering where Gertrude went after she left me.

[Arnie S]

And she nicked yooer coat but don't vory, i'm sure ve vill be able to get the stains out befooer we return it

[Forrest]

And she nicked yooer coat but don't vory, i'm sure ve vill be able to get the stains out befooer we return it

I never had a coat - Im a polar bear ffs!!!

[Oven Ready Eddie]

I never had a coat - Im a polar bear ffs!!!

I see Forrest has booked a duo again