im going to shoot him

[Nicole]

You should ignore it, it doesn't do any harm.

[funlover12]

Likely to be worms or insects on the balcony that is attracting him.

Id say it more likely to be the tinfoil covering her windows

[willie wacker]

I'm slightly superstitious esp about magpies one for sorrow two for joy

Well there this little arsehole who stalking my balcony, every morning, I can't open my curtains without seeing the little wanker, I'm actually really honestly thinking about getting an air soft rifle and steal pellets and making his kids orphans
U think he bring his wife or something but nooooo little dickface comes alone to blighted my day

Plus an air soft rifle legal and does break the skin. I'd imagine one to testicle been rather unpleasant...

If anyone knows a humane way to keep him off my balcony I like to hear


Coz I will shoot the fuck

I thought you had a pussy , a pussy cat that is
What happened to him??

Get a magpie trap or get a small fishing hook and fishing line,tie it to the balcony and bait it with meat and when he eats the meat you will have hooked him and whack him accross the head

[tom rambo]

I'm slightly superstitious esp about magpies one for sorrow two for joy

Well there this little arsehole who stalking my balcony, every morning, I can't open my curtains without seeing the little wanker, I'm actually really honestly thinking about getting an air soft rifle and steal pellets and making his kids orphans
U think he bring his wife or something but nooooo little dickface comes alone to blighted my day

Plus an air soft rifle legal and does break the skin. I'd imagine one to testicle been rather unpleasant...

If anyone knows a humane way to keep him off my balcony I like to hear


Coz I will shoot the fuck

well dont shoot him or you will realy have bad luck,

[Playitsam]

Magpies are natural thieves and are attracted to anything shiny, should you have anything of the sort on your balcony.

They are also bullies, as they boot out smaller birds from their nests and steal them because they are not natural nest builders.

Sam FFS ! You are mixing up magpies with cuckoos.
Where do you get your degree in ornithology ?

[bendmychasis]

So your saying shoot him, he doesn't eat he just sits in the same spot directly across form the couch looking at me

talk to him maybe hes lonely

[Best Before]

I'm slightly superstitious esp about magpies one for sorrow two for joy

Well there this little arsehole who stalking my balcony, every morning, I can't open my curtains without seeing the little wanker, I'm actually really honestly thinking about getting an air soft rifle and steal pellets and making his kids orphans
U think he bring his wife or something but nooooo little dickface comes alone to blighted my day

Plus an air soft rifle legal and does break the skin. I'd imagine one to testicle been rather unpleasant...

If anyone knows a humane way to keep him off my balcony I like to hear


Coz I will shoot the fuck

You should stick your cat out there, to guard the balcony

Ohh no wait...

[Lucy Chambers]

Sam FFS ! You are mixing up magpies with cuckoos.
Where do you get your degree in ornithology ?

Cuckoos kick out the baby and take over the nest. Magpies steal jewellery and other things. Hence the old saying.

[annabel taylor]

You should stick your cat out there, to guard the balcony

Ohh no wait...

The cats jokes are getting mean now. I can throw my babies ashes at him
Still cry when I see his pictures

Sore subject

[Best Before]

The cats jokes are getting mean now. I can throw my babies ashes at him
Still cry when I see his pictures

Sore subject

I shall respect your wishes. No more cat jokes, from me anyway


Moving on, what about a scarecrow!!
it's a bit more humane.