im going to shoot him

[Lilian]

I'm slightly superstitious esp about magpies one for sorrow two for joy

Well there this little arsehole who stalking my balcony, every morning, I can't open my curtains without seeing the little wanker, I'm actually really honestly thinking about getting an air soft rifle and steal pellets and making his kids orphans
U think he bring his wife or something but nooooo little dickface comes alone to blighted my day

Plus an air soft rifle legal and does break the skin. I'd imagine one to testicle been rather unpleasant...

If anyone knows a humane way to keep him off my balcony I like to hear


Coz I will shoot the fuck

Wow , you want to kill a bird because you believe in fairy tales ???????????

.... talk about mental issues , shame at you !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[annabel taylor]

Wow , you want to kill a bird because you believe in fairy tales ???????????

.... talk about mental issues , shame at you !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yes commit me now, I also like fishing, getting them sharp hooks in pulling a few out, just call me the serial killer..

I was thinking when I shoot, I may mount him on the balcony to warn his mates

[SteveB]

Yes commit me now, I also like fishing, getting them sharp hooks in pulling a few out, just call me the serial killer..

I was thinking when I shoot, I may mount him on the balcony to warn his mates

In the countryside, farmers would hang up dead crows and magpies to scare off others.

[Lilian]

Yes commit me now, I also like fishing, getting them sharp hooks in pulling a few out, just call me the serial killer..

I was thinking when I shoot, I may mount him on the balcony to warn his mates

If I want to eat it I don't mind killing it , but killing a bird for your superstitions is a little out of the line don't you think ?

I also like shooting , fishing and punshing the crap out of bonkers , but a little bird , come on ...

I hope he doesn't sneak up on you at night to make an example out of you , who knows maybe there is a reason he is watching you .....

... best keep that balcony door locked !

[SteveB]

[annabel taylor]

In the countryside, farmers would hang up dead crows and magpies to scare off others.

I know my dad done it,

[annabel taylor]

If I want to eat it I don't mind killing it , but killing a bird for your superstitions is a little out of the line don't you think ?

I also like shooting , fishing and punshing the crap out of bonkers , but a little bird , come on ...

I hope he doesn't sneak up on you at night to make an example out of you , who knows maybe there is a reason he is watching you .....

... best keep that balcony door locked !

But I'm a mental case as you said. I just want to start a magpie genocide kill em all


(read the thread I mentioned numerous times I wouldn't shoot him and I actually went and asked for a humane way to stop him driving me nuts its more a statement of anger like but hey U keep thinking I'm a mental case animal serial killer...)

Ps I've killed for pest control also... and I do it again

[marijuana]

Magpies are natural thieves and are attracted to anything shiny, should you have anything of the sort on your balcony.

They are also bullies, as they boot out smaller birds from their nests and steal them because they are not natural nest builders.

i hate when people say things as fact when they know fuck all

magpies DO NOT "boot out smaller birds"

they throw out the eggs of other birds nests and lay there own eggs in the nest

[hornylimerick]

It's turning into natural geographic channel,,,I'd like to know where all the Robins have gone, it's gett rare to see one these days and they're a beautiful bird

[Stephanie]

Yes commit me now, I also like fishing, getting them sharp hooks in pulling a few out, just call me the serial killer..

I was thinking when I shoot, I may mount him on the balcony to warn his mates

...me and my dirty mind >> "mount him on the balcony" -- is not the taxidermy mounting that jumped in my head .

: had an instant visual of AB mounting the poor little fella , fierce like ! No other magpie would ever dare ever again mock !




*my depraved mental image is a testament to AB's well recorded highly imaginative , highly descriptive , and many times

comically bizarre scenarios x don't change !!