Bear with me please…
Do any girls here….
Crowd surf at a old age pensioners brittle bones awareness rally?
Ring no 10 downing street and ask to speak to the sour bastard in charge?
Wear your save the whale T shirt when with a really fat bloke?
Do the highland fling wearing a suit of armor?
Stock extra small condoms so as not to hurt our feelings?
Stock extra large condoms just to see the look of inadequacy sweep across our faces?
Secretly hope that that Iraqi journalist was wearing thigh high PVC stilettos when he decided to throw his shoes at Bush?
Wish that the numbers on the shirts of the Italian and Brazilian football teams was actually telling you the length of their lads in inches?
Now I know all those questions might sound pointless but I submit they are not as pointless as asking a woman if she is OK with having cum sprayed into her eyes by ANYONE let alone a complete stranger….
Can chlamydial conjunctivitis result from direct ejaculation into the eye? -- Rackstraw et al. 17 (9): 639 -- International Journal of STD & AIDS
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