Why are escorts so reluctant to provide handjobs?

Surely it's safer and faster, not requiring even a bedroom. It's the only interest I have in meeting escorts, but it's such a battle every time, trying to find one for a reasonable price. In fact, price isn't normally the issue really. If you're reading this ladies, I don't care where we meet, or what you're wearing, or how quickly it's over, or how nice your apartment is... I just want a handjob, so the front porch, the kitchen, the bathroom, the back garden, anywhere will do!