Is anything simple in life anymore?

[Westsidex]

The other day im in around town and need to get food. Now I stick with upper class places. ya know? No Burgerking and mickyd's for me. Far far too low class for myself. Anyway I find myself at the door of Abrakebabra. Theres a sign, kebab meal 4.99. That will do me. So Im at the counter. Hello sir. How c. Oh actually thats one thing. When they call you sir. Anyone who calls you that is usually a little bastard. Anyway. Hello sir ,how can I help you. I would like a donor kebab meal plz. Would you like to to max your meal? Would I like like to what my meal????? You can have chips for an ext. Look see the sign outside the door? I would like whats on that. Certainly sir and what drink would you like? Er coke plz. Large or small?????????????????FFS! I mean the fuckin sign said. Never mind.

jesus,
Westside.

[warmcome]

That must have been traumatic, how will one manage the leaving cert?

[Westsidex]

That must have been traumatic, how will one manage the leaving cert?

I wouldnt do an exam in abrakebabra.

Westside.

[bettercallsaul]

You seem fairly simple.

[Westsidex]

You seen fairly simple.

thats what I just said yep.

I saw,
Westside.

[bettercallsaul]

thats what I just said yep.

I saw,
Westside.

fixed that,still though.

[Westsidex]

fixed that,still though.

Jesus will you string a sentence together for me to answer plz.

thanks in advance,
Westside.

[bettercallsaul]

Jesus will you string a sentence together for me to answer plz.

thanks in advance,
Westside.

I shall try.
Why are you muttering your semi coherent ramblings showing yourself as a rather lost soul?

[Young Banger]

The Mods are simple.



they make life simple for us on here as we are simple people

[slavetoyou]

The other day im in around town and need to get food. Now I stick with upper class places. ya know? No Burgerking and mickyd's for me. Far far too low class for myself. Anyway I find myself at the door of Abrakebabra. Theres a sign, kebab meal 4.99. That will do me. So Im at the counter. Hello sir. How c. Oh actually thats one thing. When they call you sir. Anyone who calls you that is usually a little bastard. Anyway. Hello sir ,how can I help you. I would like a donor kebab meal plz. Would you like to to max your meal? Would I like like to what my meal????? You can have chips for an ext. Look see the sign outside the door? I would like whats on that. Certainly sir and what drink would you like? Er coke plz. Large or small?????????????????FFS! I mean the fuckin sign said. Never mind.

jesus,
Westside.

Its called up selling, they get you in the door for the €4.99 meal and after you "supersize" it you may have cost yourself another€2.00 which is an additional 40% extra cost to you for probably 30% more product to you for probably 5% extra cost to the seller. The more they sell the cheaper it is to make it, so it is simple really.