Lies, lies and more lies

**Meursault** · 28-01-15, 23:02

**samlad** · 28-01-15, 23:13

I'm sure most clients have no choice but to lie. Imagine really telling your wife that you are seeking the company of a lovely escort!

**MayaX** · 28-01-15, 23:15

Originally Posted by samlad

I'm sure most clients have no choice but to lie. Imagine really telling your wife that you are seeking the company of a lovely escort!

Sam imagine the reaction of the wife ....

!!

**samlad** · 28-01-15, 23:25

Originally Posted by MayaX

Sam imagine the reaction of the wife ....

!!

**xagerate** · 28-01-15, 23:33

Originally Posted by Playitsam

Ok I understand why escorts lie , it's all about marketing , they want us to believe that they are slimmer , taller , younger and more stunningly beautiful than they really are . Some even photoshop themselves into a completely different woman . And still I get it .

But why do punters lie ?

One recent visit to a lady who had been described as having beautiful smooth dark skin by a reviewer turned out to be milky white , she will never have dark skin , if she goes out in the sun she will fry . Why lie ?

Two "she has a great sense of humour and had a great chat afterwards " how does that work when she doesn't speak English . Why lie ?

And and worst of all " gorgeous smooth skin " when in reality she has a number of large wart like growths on her ass and backs of her legs ? Those things are not good ladies get them removed . Again lads why lie ?

Think I'm becoming a grumpy old bollox

You have fallen foul of the escort equivalent of the old card switch trick.
You booked an Ace but ended up with the Joker.

**samlad** · 28-01-15, 23:34

Originally Posted by xagerate

You have fallen foul of the escort equivalent of the old card switch trick.
You booked an Ace but ended up with the Joker.

And he still played his hand when he should of folded.

**xagerate** · 28-01-15, 23:35

Originally Posted by MayaX

hunny u should come and see me. ... !! I am the worst escort ever

Still Irish?

You are the worst escort I have yet to meet (Hopefully)

**bettercallsaul** · 28-01-15, 23:37

Originally Posted by samlad

And he still played his hand when he should of folded.

According to himself at his age folding could be permanent.

**xagerate** · 28-01-15, 23:40

Originally Posted by samlad

And he still played his hand when he should of folded.

When he books someone that turns out to have used someone elses photos ,ill use my "Snap" card gag.
(Dyin to use it,even if I just watered down the spontaneity of it a tad)

**willie wacker** · 28-01-15, 23:57

Originally Posted by MayaX

hunny u should come and see me. ... !! I am the worst escort ever

We should all go to see Maya the worst escort lol
She,s feckin gorgeous

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