!00% English

[Gobshite]

You're making assumptions. I'm based in Belfast. I don't like driving in bad weather, so just decided to keep close to home during the cold months, so I don't get stuck with a long journey with snow blizzards, as I did last year and the year before.

If you look at my March and April time table you will see there is a lot more Southern action.

But why drive from Belfast to Cork, and avoid Dublin. Whats rong wit Dublin

[OpenMindOllie]

Am I to assume you have only actually been to England to see a football match or watch Mary Poppins?

Yes.

And by equal measures no.

I initially went to visit the Queen and scare a mouse under her chair.

But I got distracted by London bridge falling down.

I lived there for a few years. The thing I noticed and abused was the English were great at dishing out stereotypical slurs, but not particularly willing to have the tables turned.

[Lucy Chambers]

Yes.

And by equal measures no.

I initially went to visit the Queen and scare a mouse under her chair.

But I got distracted by London bridge falling down.

I lived there for a few years. The thing I noticed and abused was the English were great at dishing out stereotypical slurs, but not particularly willing to have the tables turned.

Hmm, you are banned. Weird.

Anyhow, much like Ireland, England has a diverse range of accents, cockney representing less than one percent of them. If that's sll you hear when an English person speaks your xenophobia is effecting your hearing.

[Nidge11am]

Am I to assume you have only actually been to England to see a football match or watch Mary Poppins?

well said sexy lady..

[Gobshite]

Am I to assume you have only actually been to England to see a football match or watch Mary Poppins?

we used to go to enland to visit the girls, before condoms, and the pill and iud were available here, thats before 1978. when this country ceased being a land of saints and scholars
Now its a land of fuckers, fucking like bunny rabbits

[Lawrence O]

True, it's hard to get 100% pure of anything!!

[Gobshite]

True, it's hard to get 100% pure of anything!!

100% ultrapure semen

[Curvaceous Kate]

But why drive from Belfast to Cork, and avoid Dublin. Whats rong wit Dublin

I don't have an apartment there to use.

[Curvaceous Kate]

oh its just when you mentioned that Southern Irish are prepared to be a little more generous so thought it was the exchange rates as is quite a lot at the minute and the roads are very bad in places at present

I already did a thread on that a while back.

The main motorway isn't so bad, although I don't enjoy over taking big lorries that take over the road when you can't see the road in front of you and no markings on the road for snow etc. The road to galway is a nightmare I often find myself on little country roads that I don't know, which is fine in the good weather or the day time, but you don't get much of either at this time of year.

Also, I've never been to Newry or Cavan before and thought it was time to try somewhere else, as I'll not be here for ever and I want to see as much of the North as I have the South. I only recently started going to Enniskillen and before that Belfast was my only Northern stop.

Tis a beautiful country on both sides of the border and I want to see it all.

[Young Banger]

I already did a thread on that a while back.

The main motorway isn't so bad, although I don't enjoy over taking big lorries that take over the road when you can't see the road in front of you and no markings on the road for snow etc. The road to galway is a nightmare I often find myself on little country roads that I don't know, which is fine in the good weather or the day time, but you don't get much of either at this time of year.

Also, I've never been to Newry or Cavan before and thought it was time to try somewhere else, as I'll not be here for ever and I want to see as much of the North as I have the South. I only recently started going to Enniskillen and before that Belfast was my only Northern stop.

Tis a beautiful country on both sides of the border and I want to see it all.

Ah kate. I'd be happy to show you around Northern Ireland if you wish, (shouldn't take long as it's really very tiny, If I stood on the highest point I could pee over it all you know) but you must promise to keep your hands to yourself