Quietman121 (23-01-15), willie wacker (23-01-15)
The D Man (23-01-15)
My bus caught fire en-route to see a lady no longer in Ireland. Thankfully she turned out to be equally smoking hot when I eventually arrived!
The above post, and many post on e-i, is for humour and myrth and therefore cannot be taken as intelligent or well grammatically/factually engineered.
This man is not clever
Misinterpreted directions and ended up 15 minutes away from the intended location. When I turned up at the right place, I misheard the room number (due to her accent, it sounded like another number). Still had a great time though.
We live always underground
It's going to be so quiet in here tonight
A thousand islands in the sea
It's a shame
Posted this before I think. The appointment that went wrong for me, was when I accidently knocked unconscious a lovely lady who I used to see regularly, by her smacking her head off the edge of the bedside cabinet. Panic ensued until she came round and I realised that I hadn't killed her !!! The rest of the appointment was me and her flatmate dabbing the back of her head with antiseptic and making her sweet tea. We kept seeing each other after ,and it became a bit of a running joke (although I noticed the next time she had moved the bedside cabinet to the other end of the room
Come in she said "I'll give you shelter from the storm "
whoseyourdaddy (25-01-15)
oh was she one of those nice ones that ended up shouting the number over and over (escalating both of our blood pressures in the process) learn to speak english, repeating the same thing wrongly over and over doesnt make it any clearer to understand your bastardised english, and youre the one who has the nerve to get pissy with me girly
Last edited by funlover12; 25-01-15 at 22:57.
SmallHorn (25-01-15)