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    Smile Females overusing toilet paper.

    I have noticed in the petty cash, that the amount of toilet paper used by females,is much more than that used by males.
    And the boss does not complain.

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    Gobshite more like full of shite

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gobshite View Post
    I have noticed in the petty cash, that the amount of toilet paper used by females,is much more than that used by males.
    And the boss does not complain.
    an how do blind people know when 2 stop wiping?

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    Its seems normal enough

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    Quote Originally Posted by Versace Targeryan View Post
    an how do blind people know when 2 stop wiping?
    They have a good sense of smell, and can smell the paper, before putting it in the loo

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gobshite View Post
    I have noticed in the petty cash, that the amount of toilet paper used by females,is much more than that used by males.
    And the boss does not complain.
    So where you work the used toilet paper is deposited in the petty cash,with the users first stating if they are male or female.

    You work in Cork?

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    Quote Originally Posted by bettercallsaul View Post
    So where you work the used toilet paper is deposited in the petty cash,with the users first stating if they are male or female.

    You work in Cork?
    No and no, Its to do with book keeping, I spose you could also count the number of empty toilet rolls.
    Men dont have toilet paper for use at the urinals either.

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    You see we only have one whole to clean, they have 2, ok some guys take a little tissue and dry the top of their mickey with it but that still wouldn't use as much as a lady would need.

    Plus ladies are very forgetful so instead of wiping front to back they wipe back to front and when that happens they need to start again.

    See, all very logical, hence why the boss doesn't complain and you are

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    Quote Originally Posted by anon361 View Post
    You see we only have one whole to clean, they have 2, ok some guys take a little tissue and dry the top of their mickey with it but that still wouldn't use as much as a lady would need.

    Plus ladies are very forgetful so instead of wiping front to back they wipe back to front and when that happens they need to start again.

    See, all very logical, hence why the boss doesn't complain and you are
    finish the last sentence "and you are"......

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