A father caught his 10 year-old son masturbating. The father showed the son a tree with a perfect hole and said to use that tree hole instead of masturbating. Eight years pass and since the son has been using the tree, he's still a virgin. His dad decides to take him to a whore house on his 18th birthday. So Tommy goes upstairs with a prostitute while his dad is having some some drinks with the girls downstairs. The next thing you know they hear a loud scream coming from upstairs; the dad and other girls run upstairs and see the son with a broom. The father asks, "What are you doing with that broom, son?" He replies, "To check for squirrels."
Some people are such treasures that you just want to bury them
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