What's the best saying you've heard

**peregine** · 21-01-15, 19:20

If you fail to plan you plan to fail.

**willie wacker** · 21-01-15, 19:24

Revenge is served on a plate cold

**DEGEA99** · 21-01-15, 19:33

You're about as much use as an ash tray on a motor bike

**xcitedcork** · 21-01-15, 19:39

i'm sweating like a paedophile in a barney suit!

**Phoenixdays** · 21-01-15, 19:42

You're behind the times , like the back of a clock.

**xcitedcork** · 21-01-15, 19:49

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole*relationship

**SteveB** · 21-01-15, 20:09

Originally Posted by xcitedcork

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole*relationship

I like it. Attributed to Sharon Stone.

**madjack** · 21-01-15, 20:10

My father R.I.P.lost half of a finger on one hand due to some miss adventure when he was young. When i asked him what happened it he told me. Never put your finger where you wouldn't put your micky.

**SteveB** · 21-01-15, 20:13

"The President has kept all of the promises he intended to keep."
- Clinton aide George Stephanopolous speaking on Larry King Live

**Phoenixdays** · 21-01-15, 20:16

Lie down with dogs, get up with fleas.

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