What's the best saying you've heard

**The D Man** · 22-01-15, 16:15

If there is grass on the pitch play away

**SteveB** · 22-01-15, 16:24

Originally Posted by The D Man

You don't look at the mantlepiece when you are poking the fire.

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.

A Toast,
Heres to EI, land of the push
Where a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush
But if in that bush a fair maiden should stand
Then a push in the bush is worth two in the hand.''

**Meursault** · 22-01-15, 17:09

about a goaly keeper:

he couldnt catch a cold

or a player who has a poor first touch:

hes got the touch of a rapist

**Zealot7** · 22-01-15, 18:47

About someone who's very arrogant/stuck-up/egotistical etc.

"They think their shit is toothpaste".

**SteveB** · 22-01-15, 18:49

"Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious."
- Alan Minter

**Zealot7** · 22-01-15, 18:55

One of my favorites:

"One must eat to live, and not live to eat"

**The D Man** · 22-01-15, 22:26

When a pregnant woman gets the sex of her child before it is born

Is it a boy or a child

**The Kerryman** · 23-01-15, 00:13

Common Sense is not so common

**wolfie** · 23-01-15, 00:17

Níl aon tinteán mar do thinteán féin.....

**wolfie** · 23-01-15, 00:26

At your absolute Best you won't be good enough for the wrong person .........

BUT

At your absolute WORST you'll still be worth it for the right person

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