What's the best saying you've heard

**SteveB** · 21-01-15, 20:19

"Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday." [ - Woody Allen]

**Hornymutherfucker** · 21-01-15, 20:20

better late than pregnant

**zoozoozoo** · 21-01-15, 20:20

"Fool me once shame on you , we wont get fooled again "-George Bush- true quote

**SteveB** · 21-01-15, 20:26

The lines of possibly the best Carpe Diem poem, "To His Coy Mistress" by Andrew Marvell
Had we but world enough and time, ...............

**bettercallsaul** · 21-01-15, 20:27

Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.

Abraham Lincoln

**j81** · 21-01-15, 20:28

he that hesitates , masturbates

**scan for you** · 21-01-15, 21:18

Some class ones , keep them coming

**willie wacker** · 21-01-15, 21:29

Your about as much use as tits are to a bull !!

**SteveB** · 21-01-15, 21:42

As much use as a one-legged man at a ass kicking contest.

**blueberry** · 21-01-15, 22:08

I always remember my uncle saying this .shit in one hand and wish in the other see which fells up first

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