on mature recollection
on mature recollection
'your as useful as a chocolate fireguard/teapot'
Last edited by Naughtynatalie; 21-01-15 at 23:15.
She has a face on her like a bulldog chewing a wasp,,,,
Said that to my friend one night about his wife,
Not good she heard me
Last edited by willie wacker; 21-01-15 at 23:17.
" WE ARE CONNACHT "
There's people dying now that never died before
If asses won races why would we need race horses
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Irish girl's answer to a pick-up line (true)
"I have one c**t in my knickers, why would I want another one?"
cp3o (23-01-15), Phoenixdays (22-01-15), willie wacker (22-01-15)
"May you be in heaven in half an hour before the Devil knows you're dead"
Man cashes in 500lbs of pennies after collecting them for more than 60 years
http://money.aol.co.uk/2015/01/21/ma...6pLid%3D323850
My Granny always used to say, " you should try everything once"
At the time she was referring to food...
Little did she know how well this aphorism could be used in all walks of like
“Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.” - Oscar Wilde
"You can put it anywhere you want."
Liberty Love (23-01-15)