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    on mature recollection

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    'your as useful as a chocolate fireguard/teapot'
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    She has a face on her like a bulldog chewing a wasp,,,,



    Said that to my friend one night about his wife,
    Not good she heard me
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    " WE ARE CONNACHT "

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    There's people dying now that never died before

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    If asses won races why would we need race horses
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    Irish girl's answer to a pick-up line (true)

    "I have one c**t in my knickers, why would I want another one?"

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    "May you be in heaven in half an hour before the Devil knows you're dead"

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    Quote Originally Posted by SophieX View Post
    Look after the pennies and the pounds will look after themselves...

    Man cashes in 500lbs of pennies after collecting them for more than 60 years

    http://money.aol.co.uk/2015/01/21/ma...6pLid%3D323850

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    My Granny always used to say, " you should try everything once"

    At the time she was referring to food...

    Little did she know how well this aphorism could be used in all walks of like
    “Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.” - Oscar Wilde

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    "You can put it anywhere you want."

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