on mature recollection
on mature recollection
'your as useful as a chocolate fireguard/teapot'
Last edited by Naughtynatalie; 21-01-15 at 23:15.
She has a face on her like a bulldog chewing a wasp,,,,
Said that to my friend one night about his wife,
Not good she heard me![]()
Last edited by willie wacker; 21-01-15 at 23:17.
" WE ARE CONNACHT "
There's people dying now that never died before
If asses won races why would we need race horses
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Irish girl's answer to a pick-up line (true)
"I have one c**t in my knickers, why would I want another one?"
cp3o (23-01-15), Phoenixdays (22-01-15), willie wacker (22-01-15)
"May you be in heaven in half an hour before the Devil knows you're dead"
Man cashes in 500lbs of pennies after collecting them for more than 60 years
http://money.aol.co.uk/2015/01/21/ma...6pLid%3D323850
My Granny always used to say, " you should try everything once"
At the time she was referring to food...
Little did she know how well this aphorism could be used in all walks of like![]()
“Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.” - Oscar Wilde
"You can put it anywhere you want."![]()
Liberty Love (23-01-15)