Mine is ..... you're like a glass eye lovely to look at but not worth a f$#k.
Mine is ..... you're like a glass eye lovely to look at but not worth a f$#k.
Last edited by samlad; 24-01-15 at 15:27. Reason: *You're, not 'your'.
ABC ( always - be- covered )
There are 10 types of people in this world.
Those who understand binary and those who don't."
40odd (29-01-15), Best Before (22-01-15), Gobshite (21-01-15), Mr Nice Guy 101 (28-01-15), Phoenixdays (21-01-15)
One that my father said to me before.
"No matter where you stick your finger on the map, you'll always find a shithead."
40odd (29-01-15), bendmychasis (22-01-15), Latin chery (22-01-15), Melindablondey (21-01-15)
There are 3 type's of people, those that can do math and those that can't..
40odd (29-01-15), Best Before (22-01-15), Phoenixdays (21-01-15)
"A good deed never goes unpunished"
Never has a truer saying been uttered.
Having recently lost the run of myself.....
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You cant fatten a thoroughbred
I never had a reply to the slim/skinny jibes before I heard it
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shave a bullock
"The mass of men live lives of quiet desperation" - Henry David Thoreau.
a shit leopard cant change its spots
"The mass of men live lives of quiet desperation" - Henry David Thoreau.
Latin chery (22-01-15), Melindablondey (21-01-15)
If you seek revenge...dig 2 graves!
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