What's the best saying you've heard

[Louth Dominatrixadmirerr]

Honey, have another drink and there's no rush out of the room !,

[Liberty Love]

Wham bam thank you mam!
It's nice to be nice!
Your a long time dead!

[CANALI]

# As one door closes another one slams in your face.

#The truth told with bad intent is worse than all the lies you can invent.

#It's all fun and games 'till someone looses an eye.

#He's so lucky in life if he fell off a bridge he'd land in a boat.

#Kicks with the left foot

[Klittyliker]

That fella couldn't manage a fart without shitting himself!!

[samlad]

Q: "Why was your door bolted last night?"
A: "If you knew it was bolted, you must have tried it. If you tried it, you know why it was bolted."

[atom]

if you fell in s**t you would get up smelling like roses

[nibb]

I asked me mate One day what was our neighbours new girl friend was like and this is what he said. SHES no show pony but she is allright for riding aroun the garden

[major walker]

if I had a dog that looked like you I would shave his arse and make him walk backwards

[The D Man]

I can't pull out it is stuck

[Mr Nice Guy 101]

An early bird catches the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese!