"Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday." [ - Woody Allen]
"Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday." [ - Woody Allen]
better late than pregnant
40odd (29-01-15), lildick (21-01-15), Phoenixdays (22-01-15), zoozoozoo (21-01-15)
"Fool me once shame on you , we wont get fooled again "-George Bush- true quote
DEGEA99 (21-01-15), Melindablondey (21-01-15), SteveB (21-01-15)
The lines of possibly the best Carpe Diem poem, "To His Coy Mistress" by Andrew Marvell
Had we but world enough and time, ...............
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.
Abraham Lincoln
Melindablondey (21-01-15), Naughtynatalie (21-01-15), Phoenixdays (22-01-15)
he that hesitates , masturbates
Some class ones , keep them coming
ABC ( always - be- covered )
Your about as much use as tits are to a bull !!
" WE ARE CONNACHT "
As much use as a one-legged man at a ass kicking contest.
I always remember my uncle saying this .shit in one hand and wish in the other see which fells up first
Life is like a wheelbarrow it's all in front of you