If you fail to plan you plan to fail.
If you fail to plan you plan to fail.
"Tease me with stockings, suspenders and high heels!"
Revenge is served on a plate cold
" WE ARE CONNACHT "
Melindablondey (21-01-15)
You're about as much use as an ash tray on a motor bike
Last edited by samlad; 24-01-15 at 15:28. Reason: *You're, not 'your'.
Phoenixdays (21-01-15)
i'm sweating like a paedophile in a barney suit!
Phoenixdays (21-01-15)
You're behind the times , like the back of a clock.
Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole*relationship
SteveB (21-01-15)
My father R.I.P.lost half of a finger on one hand due to some miss adventure when he was young. When i asked him what happened it he told me. Never put your finger where you wouldn't put your micky.
Naughtynatalie (21-01-15)
"The President has kept all of the promises he intended to keep."
- Clinton aide George Stephanopolous speaking on Larry King Live
Lie down with dogs, get up with fleas.