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Is it procedure to check your willy at std clinic as last time I was down she checked mine but was told this usually doesn't happen
You can ask your local doctor to have the exact same tests done as they do in the Gum (Sexual health) Clinics, you just need to ask. That's what I do. Only difference is the Gum will give you preliminary results for the obvious one straight away and follow on with the confirmed results which you have to go collect, with the doctor you have to wait.
Your GP can do all the blood tests for STIs. I suggest you bring a urine sample form your first piss of the day - it must be the first piss.