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    hi all I was recently with a girl and all she was doing was passing wind and pretending everything was normal is this a common accurance or was she unique and believe me I tought she had 20 pints of porter the night before

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    Quote Originally Posted by bendmychasis View Post
    hi all I was recently with a girl and all she was doing was passing wind and pretending everything was normal is this a common accurance or was she unique and believe me I tought she had 20 pints of porter the night before
    Maybe it's one of her Favourites, did you read her profile thoroughly before you booked
    Last edited by Young Banger; 16-01-15 at 17:28.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bendmychasis View Post
    hi all I was recently with a girl and all she was doing was passing wind and pretending everything was normal is this a common accurance or was she unique and believe me I tought she had 20 pints of porter the night before
    No I dont think thats common but maybe she offers it as an extra or special service
    Last edited by Naughtynatalie; 16-01-15 at 17:28. Reason: Loving the fart emoticon, never noticed it before lol

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    Depends, was she farting or was it trapped wind escaping from her fanny (vagina), farting no it's not common, trapped wind yes it's happened to me a few times with ladies, had a good laugh about it

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    Quote Originally Posted by bendmychasis View Post
    hi all I was recently with a girl and all she was doing was passing wind and pretending everything was normal is this a common accurance or was she unique and believe me I tought she had 20 pints of porter the night before
    Whether she did or not, I'm don't think it's very gentlemanly of you to discuss it on an open forum.
    Just saying.

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    Its not very lady like off her fartin on my balls

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    She must have had beans for dinner!

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    Quote Originally Posted by bendmychasis View Post
    hi all I was recently with a girl and all she was doing was passing wind and pretending everything was normal is this a common accurance or was she unique and believe me I tought she had 20 pints of porter the night before
    Just guessing here but perhaps she was doing what ever she could to get rid of you?

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    Thats sick

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    Were they fanny farts?? I love them!!

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