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    Come on Nick, cotton on to yourself. I wont be taking off my vest when your around sunshine. And you stay away from Whitney. Shes got some voice. She can shatter glass singing I will always love you. I thought Janine would be more your type.
    Last edited by Clint Eastwood; 23-12-08 at 14:41.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nick cotton View Post
    ello kid you and me will fix JLS good and proper son but first an emergency has cropped up

    i need this package delivered son, it has.....like charity things for the ...er...police, see. so we dont want to spoil it for em. so you avoid the police at all costs and say naught if they catch you with it, or you,ll spoil the charitable surprise.

    go on son, theres 50 pence and a dirty magazine in it for you kid
    bout ya mister, luk i,m not stupid mr. i think i should listen to mr clint and mrs hot lizzy. they sorta remind me of simon cowel and danni minogue.

    i seen dannii minogues panties you know i dropped my watch of my wrist and luked up her skirt when pickin it up.

    SHE HAD PINK PANTIES ON BUT YOU CUD SEE THE SPIDERS LEGS

    but i,d still ate me chips out of them

    anyway i,m not doing your stupid errant

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    Quote Originally Posted by nick cotton View Post
    ello ZOE so how the ma of my son ashley been?

    lets you and me get back together, i am a reformed man now you know you can trust me zoe do you want me to put that bag of money into the bank for you darlin

    Oh,Nasty Nick,i m happy you going to be back....
    We can get back together if you tell Ashley to dump his bike and start to play with bguns or something,as i don't want to spend that bag of money on his funeral,or we need to take down that laundrette he can crush into.....

    I can trust you????

    Than please tell me who s the mother of your daughter,and don't lie and pretend u don't know!!!!!!!!


    Ehm,yeah,please lodge that money,and i want a new car for Christmas,and new UGG boots
    I m still lurking sometimes ;-)

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    Quote Originally Posted by annasavicha View Post
    Oh,Nasty Nick,i m happy you going to be back....
    We can get back together if you tell Ashley to dump his bike and start to play with bguns or something,as i don't want to spend that bag of money on his funeral,or we need to take down that laundrette he can crush into.....

    I can trust you????

    Than please tell me who s the mother of your daughter,and don't lie and pretend u don't know!!!!!!!!

    Ehm,yeah,please lodge that money,and i want a new car for Christmas,and new UGG boots
    i,m not nasty nick no more, see. turned to god i did after i survived the big ?..... make us a cuppa tea there zoesavicha

    you havent changed a day alright, i,ll get back with you since you want me to, we,ll just forget there was an ashley or a launderette wall

    you know i cant pretend to you zoesavicha, i cant tell you no lies

    i,ll pm you the name of the mother of my daughter, just dont tell a soul, especially me Ma Liz. it would ruin the new years day special if it got out

    yeh, just one sugar when youre making tea there luv

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    Quote Originally Posted by eoghan View Post
    bout ya mister, luk i,m not stupid mr. i think i should listen to mr clint and mrs hot lizzy. they sorta remind me of simon cowel and danni minogue.

    i seen dannii minogues panties you know i dropped my watch of my wrist and luked up her skirt when pickin it up.

    SHE HAD PINK PANTIES ON BUT YOU CUD SEE THE SPIDERS LEGS

    but i,d still ate me chips out of them

    anyway i,m not doing your stupid errant
    you dont have to do the errant son i know youre not stupid

    does this glue smell like its gone bad?????? here have a sniff and tell me

    you,re a smart kid, youre a superstar, look i,ll give you £1 and a porno video

    have another sniff son

    wheeeeeee!!!!!!!

    i need you to go up on a roof for me son, one of those roof window latches is needin fixing

    up you go now

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    Step aside Nicholas, the real king of soap is here now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nick cotton View Post
    i,m not nasty nick no more, see. turned to god i did after i survived the big ?..... make us a cuppa tea there zoesavicha

    you havent changed a day alright, i,ll get back with you since you want me to, we,ll just forget there was an ashley or a launderette wall

    you know i cant pretend to you zoesavicha, i cant tell you no lies

    i,ll pm you the name of the mother of my daughter, just dont tell a soul, especially me Ma Liz. it would ruin the new years day special if it got out

    yeh, just one sugar when youre making tea there luv
    Aw,darling,Nick,i will make you a tea,and coffee,and everything else......can we make love tonight,i m dying to cum......

    I haven't changed,but u hopefully have,no violence,no lies,and no spanking my ass when we make love......

    Ok,PM me the name,and don't worry about your Ma,darling,there s always tomorrow and there are still so many days to poison her properly

    one sugar....just like always.....i think i love you again....
    I m still lurking sometimes ;-)

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    You sound to be a bit of a go-er. I think I'll give you a call sometime.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JR Ewing View Post
    You sound to be a bit of a go-er. I think I'll give you a call sometime.

    Seems you forgotten about your wife sue behind bars........you swine.

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    Quote Originally Posted by annasavicha View Post
    Aw,darling,Nick,i will make you a tea,and coffee,and everything else......can we make love tonight,i m dying to cum..one sugar..just like always..i think i love you again..
    thats a good girl you were always one of my favorites do ya think my clothes smell zoesavicha? You av a machine dont you luv? Sure i can soak in your bath while you work i need you to hide this suitcase, it has a er....."present" ..... in it so dont be mouthing off about it, darlin. i,ll be home late, dont wait up

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