i nearly won the X factor

[thehighwaywoman]

Wotcha think I’ve been doing all day hunnybuns?

You booked me one day and never even knew it was me as I had the mask on. Naughty little minx am'int I

I’m bringin home the bacon sweet lips, fancy a rasher or a quik pork?

[thehighwayman]

I'm waiting here at home all evening and you still didn't show up. Where are you still working I would say.Your embarassing me showing up here like this. I told all the escorts I was single. Your not going to stop me seeing escorts.What other punter has his other half on an escort site.

[thehighwaywoman]

I'm waiting here at home all evening and you still didn't show up. Where are you still working I would say.Your embarassing me showing up here like this. I told all the escorts I was single. Your not going to stop me seeing escorts.What other punter has his other half on an escort site.

Feel free to ride any horse in the race hunny, you know I would never break you in but I’m letting every ho know that its me you come home to and get your oats and that you are spoken for.

Made a mint today hun very busy in the rebel county today for some reason might stay a day or two more so don’t do anything I wouldn’t do and if you do make sure they pay you for it.

Get a piece of highwaywoman boys and ergo have one for the road.

[Shergar]

AYE WEE EOGHAN, DEAD ON

Sur that’s naut tha ownly thang about him that’s tight

NAGH BODDER

hes a big horn-ball, the first time thehighwayman had his wicked way with me, he took me to the cliffs in donegal.

i had to stand right at the edge and the dirty brute stood behind so i had to keep thrusting back to stop falling over the edge

[gene hunt]

hes a big horn-ball, the first time thehighwayman had his wicked way with me, he took me to the cliffs in donegal.

i had to stand right at the edge and the dirty brute stood behind so i had to keep thrusting back to stop falling over the edge

ok, thehighwayman, youre busted so youre a horse bum bandit as well??? theres bound to be a law against that though maybe NOT in ireland doesnt matter, YOU ARE GUILTY come quietly and hand yourself in

[thehighwayman]

Listen here you bent 70s copper, for a start I'm no Man Utd fan. I'm an Arsenal fan, and don't make any jokes about Arsenal and arses. I thought it was only soapstars you were after.

[gene hunt]

Listen here you bent 70s copper, for a start I'm no Man Utd fan. I'm an Arsenal fan, and don't make any jokes about Arsenal and arses. I thought it was only soapstars you were after.

ARSENAL????? arsenal.......?

back in my day half the bloody team were from ireland

thats right, back then...THEY REALLY DESERVED TO BE CALLED THE GUNNERS

look at em now, bunch of froggy frenchmen doesn,t that tell you enough about their manhood???????? bah...

its not looking good for you highwayman we,ve got 2 witness statements, straight from the horses mouth so to speak

AND we,ve got this new thing called furensicks which is gonna save me some sore knuckles

we have FOUND this here packet of sweatie oats when we searched you when you were sleeping is this what you use to lure these horses?????

WE,RE GOIN TO STITCH YOU UP GOOD AND PROPER

looks like you're the one who's going to have to knit himself a new arse after 25 years of aggressive male affection in prison showers mr thehighwayman



although there is a way out of it these soapstars, you seem to know a bit about them, dont you.

right heres the deal

youre going help me set a couple of them up.......

so..are you going to help the forces of law and order OR are you going to Her Majestys Patricia,s Broadmore for the rest of your life

[Hot Lizzy]

ARSENAL????? arsenal.......?

back in my day half the bloody team were from ireland

thats right, back then...THEY REALLY DESERVED TO BE CALLED THE GUNNERS

look at em now, bunch of froggy frenchmen doesn,t that tell you enough about their manhood???????? bah...

its not looking good for you highwayman we,ve got 2 witness statements, straight from the horses mouth so to speak

AND we,ve got this new thing called furensicks which is gonna save me some sore knuckles

we have FOUND this here packet of sweatie oats when we searched you when you were sleeping is this what you use to lure these horses?????

WE,RE GOIN TO STITCH YOU UP GOOD AND PROPER

looks like you're the one who's going to have to knit himself a new arse after 25 years of aggressive male affection in prison showers mr thehighwayman



although there is a way out of it these soapstars, you seem to know a bit about them, dont you.

right heres the deal

youre going help me set a couple of them up.......

so..are you going to help the forces of law and order OR are you going to Her Majestys Patricia,s Broadmore for the rest of your life

I caught a glimpse of the bastard in Cork..........having a glass of milk stout with some French Benders......... yeah come on you stand and deliver..........

Ohhhhhhhhhhh Your so Awful..........But i like you........xxxxxxxx The hot one

[Clint Eastwood]

So do you spit or swallow Elizabeth.

[Hot Lizzy]

So do you spit or swallow Elizabeth.

Now Clint why would you need to ask me that - you know you came to see me in Dublin and Galway and Cork..........surely you must remember, especially what we did to that room in Galway before we left the hotel.........

Lets just say, those cleaners really earned their money. Nobody fucks with us now do they old buddy. Those dames Carmen and Malena want me to add them as friends, what do you think..........I'm not feeling charitable im getting off here to watch the best show in the West (End of London) Strictly Come Dancing and boy did I come strictly or not with you and it we sure weren't dancing.........loved it bent over the table.......now thats what i call busted.

You would of course have to ask NinebyThree about that though cos he was hot on that front.......well all sides - real stallion.........talking of stallions where are the stallone's and Arnies gone........damn they were such fine actors, just loved him in the film with the swinger guy - Danny de Vito - TWINS........

Ciao boys this lady has some serious T.V. to watch.........got a stiff neck, still thats all part of this job......... The Swallow or Spit Listerine Queen........retiring at a town near you soon.