guilty - da burka boyz

[gene hunt]

they,re all fecking GUILTY, i know it, i dont need no evidence i can tell by their foreign looks - mr BABA KABABA and his gang of cloth hatted tandori tossers

THEY ARE DANGEROUS - DO NOT APPROACH -
THEY WILL THROW THEIR SHOES AT YOU

bunch of jumped up market stall traders

[da burka boyz]

ere!!! copper!!! Slam on da brakes of da cortina and take a gander out of da pa san ger winda man.

Ya c dat little tiny dot on da horizon?………………….c it yet? The wan getting bigga an bigga an bigga…

Dat be da crew of da burka boyz airways as wez r headed yur way bro, so steps on the gas man an high tail it out off r patch and we iz comin in fo a bumpy landing rite on da bonnet of yur clapped out old mo tah an when we gets r hands on u we iz gonna take r slippa’s to yu ass.

Na which ones the switch ta da landing gear boyz? whoops forgot, we neva bovvered learning ta land

[gene hunt]

ere!!! copper!!! Slam on da brakes of da cortina and take a gander out of da pa san ger winda man.

Ya c dat little tiny dot on da horizon?………………….c it yet? The wan getting bigga an bigga an bigga…

Dat be da crew of da burka boyz airways as wez r headed yur way bro, so steps on the gas man an high tail it out off r patch and we iz comin in fo a bumpy landing rite on da bonnet of yur clapped out old mo tah an when we gets r hands on u we iz gonna take r slippa’s to yu ass.

Na which ones the switch ta da landing gear boyz? whoops forgot, we neva bovvered learning ta land

NNNNNAAAAaaaaahhhhhHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!

WHEW!!!!! that was a close one. stupid Guptas all started prayin like feck and turned the plane toward Meccer missing ME SAVED BY THE SALAT

i hope you boys like SPAIN, cos my boss say your all going to Guantanamo Bay if you get out of that wreckage

BIFF!!!!!!! BIFF!!!!!!!! BASH!!!!!!!!

oi, YOU 4 COME BACK HERE!

OI, SINBAD, COME BACK.....


damn the rest of then at least i,ve one well secured

[da burka boyz]

We az hit a little snag we admit, it seems wez hi jacked a plane dat woz only goin from london ta dover an we is alfway cross the irish c man an runin on fumes. Soz anyones knows if n days any juicy targets ovva on yur side dat need takin out, we dunno, like the little blonde geezer of x facta or somink

Yurz in expectation da slightly embarrassed burka boyz

[gene hunt]

We az hit a little snag we admit, it seems wez hi jacked a plane dat woz only goin from london ta dover an we is alfway cross the irish c man an runin on fumes. Soz anyones knows if n days any juicy targets ovva on yur side dat need takin out, we dunno, like the little blonde geezer of x facta or somink

Yurz in expectation da slightly embarrassed burka boyz

HA HA, you bungling burgers i,ve rang the special police FLYING SQUAD and let them know THERES NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT cos the plane IS ONLY crashing in ireland

RIGHT SQUAD!!! time to bring this LISSY-OSAMBO in for questioning.

you all know what SHE LOOKS LIKE -

Women BURKAS look like a cross between Coronation Street's Betty Turpin and the Ark Royal.

[eoghan]

We az hit a little snag we admit, it seems wez hi jacked a plane dat woz only goin from london ta dover an we is alfway cross the irish c man an runin on fumes. Soz anyones knows if n days any juicy targets ovva on yur side dat need takin out, we dunno, like the little blonde geezer of x facta or somink

Yurz in expectation da slightly embarrassed burka boyz

bout yous lads? i,m the wee young blonde wan from x factor, you know like.

did yous vote 4 me, r fellas?

why r yous boys following me around with a big sack? have yous got somthin in it 4 me?

yous needin thing of putin me in it, 4 every1 knos my face, i,m the wee wan from X-factor you know.

[da burka boyz]

Lizzie/Osama (praise be ta allah) has orda’d a fatwah on uz blondie mullet bro an as soon as wez get da crate fueled up we iz comin afta yoz wiv r slipper’s.

we crashlanded wiv sum style on a street called ‘O CONE ANAL’ street r somink, got like a needle fingy at one end dat we clipped on landin/crashin/dive bomin.

Yo dayz r numba’d E man, da burka boyz ave been givin a mission from god (lizzie) an her wrath is a sight ta c

Kiss dat annoyin little whipet u were slippin da tounge to backstage on da x facta goodbye bro


we iz takin it in turns ta do dis,



whoops sorry man r miztake dats on fridays init lads. we meant dis



acually naw man dats wrong n all, thats mondays....look it we'll fink a someink