No Shower was Offered!

[tom rambo]

What a ridiculous comment.

i dont think so,if you think irish men are dirty,i am irish and vary clean,and i am shure most off the men that go to see you are irish.??

[tom sand]

i all ways turn up as clean as a whistle
and with man perfume on, not deodorant i always wear deodorant,man perfume
alot girls i see dont even ask about showering tho

[tom rambo]

You fooled me...


My return clients are lovely, i obviously don't accept all clients back to see me, only the clean, respectful, hygienic, Gents.

On that note, i'm off for a shower

that ok sophie,just not all irish men are dirty relax

[jamie25]

she s right. a fresh spray of some nasty lynx over sweat an a new application of hair gel isnt a shower. some lads wud suffocate u not to mention embarrass u on a trip away. it d make u wish the pubs were full of smokers again 2 cover the pong.

I myself use just a little hint of deodorant, the same with aftershave, men in general just use too much and if you put it over stale sweat then its a recipe for disaster. I knew one guy that used butter as hair gel, that's true

[jamie25]

Not you, silly

I feel my ears burning again

[circumcised guy]

If its not offered then I always ask.

I would do the same if i wasn't offered one.

[A Very Important Person]

Imagine what it would think of you asked if you could have a bath!

Particularly when water charges coming this will definitely be a no no

[hamish]

Imagine what it would think of you asked if you could have a bath!

Particularly when water charges coming this will definitely be a no no

I would think you would have to book at least an hours appointment for that,

[Curvaceous Kate]

that ok sophie,just not all irish men are dirty relax

The worst experience I had was when I was working in Cheltenham in England. This guy turns up and has a shower, then puts his clothes back on. As he is taking his pants off I notice a real obvious brown stain. I asked him if he had ever washed them (I know not very subtle) but he then told me he was allergic to detergent, so washed them in water alone. I suggested to him it was time to replace them.

He also could not use shower gel, so he didn't smell too fresh either and then I noticed he was sweating like a pig and he then informed me his body thermometer was broken and he tended to sweat a lot. My quilt was drenched by the time he left.

I was in two minds on if I should ask him to leave or not, but I was compromised by the fact that it was not him deliberately being difficult or unhygienic as much as not thinking beyond his allergies. I must add he was probably the most intelligent man I have ever met too. A real boffin, but sadly not so hot on the social skills.

I'm afraid I wouldn't meet him again though, even if I was still back in Cheltenham.

[HairyPotter]

The worst experience I had was when I was working in Cheltenham in England. This guy turns up and has a shower, then puts his clothes back on. As he is taking his pants off I notice a real obvious brown stain. I asked him if he had ever washed them (I know not very subtle) but he then told me he was allergic to detergent, so washed them in water alone. I suggested to him it was time to replace them.

He also could not use shower gel, so he didn't smell too fresh either and then I noticed he was sweating like a pig and he then informed me his body thermometer was broken and he tended to sweat a lot. My quilt was drenched by the time he left.

I was in two minds on if I should ask him to leave or not, but I was compromised by the fact that it was not him deliberately being difficult or unhygienic as much as not thinking beyond his allergies. I must add he was probably the most intelligent man I have ever met too. A real boffin, but sadly not so hot on the social skills.

I'm afraid I wouldn't meet him again though, even if I was still back in Cheltenham.

A gentleman with a high IQ then Kate, Maybe he took your advice and is clean as a whistle now, a totally different guy, well maybe not