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    There I was strolling through Belfast when I was passing the front of a familiar apartment to many a lady/punter. There he was, a happy man coming out the door whistling a happy tune and fixing his hair and shirt. I think he'd just had a good time!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Red79 View Post
    There I was strolling through Belfast when I was passing the front of a familiar apartment to many a lady/punter. There he was, a happy man coming out the door whistling a happy tune and fixing his hair and shirt. I think he'd just had a good time!
    Ya they must have very good showers there


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    Looked a bit hot and bothered too. I didn't know there was a gym in he area!
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    are u jealous it was not you

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    Quote Originally Posted by get20 View Post
    are u jealous it was not you
    Gutted! Lol

    Thinking of posting in the request section if you are this escort who did this to this bloke at said time/location........Can I have it too
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    funny as i passed an apartment block today on the way to something and was like i remember how lucky that girl was
    Last edited by alverton04; 07-01-15 at 22:19. Reason: curtains were shut as you'd expect

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    Good old eglantine lol .i wonder was it me lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Red79 View Post
    There I was strolling through Belfast when I was passing the front of a familiar apartment to many a lady/punter. There he was, a happy man coming out the door whistling a happy tune and fixing his hair and shirt. I think he'd just had a good time!
    Oh my goodness!!!! So glad I have never worked there and I'de be mortified if anyone ever left my place of work 'adjusting' themselves. All that should be done before leaving the apartment. Mind you, I've told clients to stop smiling before they leave too in case it gives the game away.

    Maybe it's just old age, but come June I'm thinking some guys are going to get find and that will wipe the smile off of their faces.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CurvaceousKate View Post
    Oh my goodness!!!! So glad I have never worked there and I'de be mortified if anyone ever left my place of work 'adjusting' themselves. All that should be done before leaving the apartment. Mind you, I've told clients to stop smiling before they leave too in case it gives the game away.

    Maybe it's just old age, but come June I'm thinking some guys are going to get find and that will wipe the smile off of their faces.
    They wont be smiling in 6 months time when leaving.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gobshite View Post
    They wont be smiling in 6 months time when leaving.
    Will they be making action man shifty eagle eyes instead?

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