i know for a fact that clint eatwood is GUILTY, its not totally proven yet but 5 mins alone of my special questioning techniques will have him singing like a budgie

oh yes, Clint is a bum bandit. Do you understand? A poof! A fairy! A queer! A queen! Fudge packer! Uphill Gardener! Fruit picking sodomite!

hes as gay as a bloody Christmas Tree! Mind you, he is a little touchy on the subject, being a twisted Catholic with an elderly mother and all, so I wouldn't go mentioning it to him... he has slipped you a Mickey, tied you up and bounced on your ding-a-ling.

your on my list clint, youre like something outta BONEY M