Naughty or Nice

[Busty Malena and Carmen]

Ok, so.............

Thats better!!!!!!

[Busty Malena and Carmen]

Ok, so.............

dont mind that Brenda brat.. she'll get what she deserves..

Two of my favorite little girls, always good and kind, especially carmen, a real geantle soul.

as you have both been very good this year i have an extra surprise for you both, but you will have too wait till Christmas eve..
heres a peek at the lable...



hope you like it..

ho ho ho

Danger??? Thats not danger!!!!!!!!! We want that present RIGHT NOW!!!!!!

[Kris Kringle]

I thought I was in the soap opera section for a minute there

Young Highway.

You always were a greedy little sod. Never happy with your lot, so you resorted to stealing from those more fortunate..

I got you the present you asked me for..





and i got my top silversmith elf to make you these.



but im not sure you deserve them.. i need to be convinced..

[Kris Kringle]

Ho ho hooooo Santa,
I know well about ur normal life and about ur other earnings during summer!

Little miss " I know it all"..

As usual you have your information wrong.
Things have changed over the years.

All the toys get made in China..
I have a Condo In Vegas, where i spend most of my time squeezing cocktail waitresses asses and loosing money at the Blackjack tables.

And then one shitty day a year i spend delivering toys to all of you little fu**ers..

[Kris Kringle]

Danger??? Thats not danger!!!!!!!!! We want that present RIGHT NOW!!!!!!

Patience my children.. only a week to go now...

[eoghan]

Hello boys and girls,
Its that time of year again, I've made my list but like always all the boys and girls on E-I are causing me problems, so i want to check who's been naughty and whos been nice this year...and of course see what presents you want, and what you deserve...


So if you will all tell me what you want and if you have been a good boy or girl, i'll check you off my list and see you on christmas eve..

ho ho ho ..... merry christmas..santa4

Bout you Santa? i,m the young wan who got rabbed las saturday nite by thon heur-beg simon coul.

all me aunts were crying and every1 in tyrone was crying an all the people in ireland was crying and me dear ol granny was even crying cos i,m not the wan wi the X-factor.

whats in yer sac for me this year ur-fella to bring a wee bit a cheer to a devestated yung wan?

[Kris Kringle]

Bout you Santa? i,m the young wan who got rabbed las saturday nite by thon heur-beg simon coul.

all me aunts were crying and every1 in tyrone was crying an all the people in ireland was crying and me dear ol granny was even crying cos i,m not the wan wi the X-factor.

whats in yer sac for me this year ur-fella to bring a wee bit a cheer to a devestated yung wan?

Ah Wee Eoghan..

All i am going to give you this year is advice..
Your maths teacher gave you something earlier this week.. us it.....

[eoghan]

Ah Wee Eoghan..

All i am going to give you this year is advice..
Your maths teacher gave you something earlier this week.. us it.....

ur real dead-on santa, ya kno like. if ther was a show like, that was for the X-mas Factor, you,d be the wan to win, ya kno like.

i didnt kno mcdonalds needed an all singin, all dancin superstar. i must have the Ronald factor 2 u kno

[Kris Kringle]

ur real dead-on santa, ya kno like. if ther was a show like, that was for the X-mas Factor, you,d be the wan to win, ya kno like.

i didnt kno mcdonalds needed an all singin, all dancin superstar. i must have the Ronald factor 2 u kno

you stupid little boy.
I just saw your completed application for mc Donalds.. are you totally thick?
If X= moran.. well then you do have the X Factor..
Face facts. you will be lucky to get a job shovelling shit in a stables..

[eoghan]

you stupid little boy.
I just saw your completed application for mc Donalds.. are you totally thick?
If X= moran.. well then you do have the X Factor..
Face facts. you will be lucky to get a job shovelling shit in a stables..

funny, thas wat thon snabby wan Dannii Minogue was always saying. shes a rite oul heure 2 i slipped the han 1 day an felt her ARSE she near broke er face trying 2 FROWN.

and thon giddy wan from london - alexander i seen her BEETLE BONNET wan day an she was wearin these wee white panties i,d a big root the rest of the day and she sucked me mickey when i was dreaming and me jama bottoms were all sticky wen i woke up

houl on santa, ive just got a letter offering me a job, its excitin, wait til i tell every1 over in soap-opera land