Naughty or Nice

[pats bodyguard]

i,ve been doing my job all year santa. pat only ever gives me a pat on the head still, i haven,t needed to be slapped by HER yet.

whats in your sack for me?

[Kris Kringle]

i,ve been doing my job all year santa. pat only ever gives me a pat on the head still, i haven,t needed to be slapped by HER yet.

whats in your sack for me?

Young Bodyguard.
Your still quite new to this site and so far your behaviour has been superb. Keep up the good work.
Your always a tough one to find a nice gift for, you have the full range of barbie, so thats out... but my top elves came up with this.. i hope you like it.

[pats bodyguard]

Young Bodyguard.
Your still quite new to this site and so far your behaviour has been superb. Keep up the good work.
Your always a tough one to find a nice gift for, you have the full range of barbie, so thats out... but my top elves came up with this.. i hope you like it.

aw shucks santa your kind words would be reward enough

I,m NOT a VIOLENT man

but think of the DAMAGE you could do with that

[dom]

aw shucks santa your kind words would be reward enough

I,m NOT a VIOLENT man

but think of the DAMAGE you could do with that

to someone like... Lizzy, for example!

dom

[bruce forsyth]

nice to see you to see you...............yes NICE santa.

theres a bruce loose in the house...

..i know santa, ive been here a good few years now...its been a good game, good game.

what have you got in your sack for me this year...........remember it could be my last..


any whispers of a KNIGHTHOOD ???????????????? even a small one????????