Cooooooeeeeyyy SANTA
oh santa i just soooo wish i wasnt always sleeping whenever you slide down my big chimney every year. i,d just so love to give you a big cuddle to say ta ta for last years great kindness.
well santa, i,ve kept my record again this year of 100% innocence and goodness as you know
here is my wee list as pictures
lotsa love ducky
Clarence
xxx
Ahhh Weee Clanence, ho ho ho
You poor messed up child..
I see you have another list for me.. i got your last letter two weeks ago and i've had my top elves working on your special request night and day, Unfortunatly they couldnt make a vibrator that powerful but they have gone almost as good.
I hope you wont be too disappointed..
There is a reason that all the boys and girls have to be asleep when i come down the chimney and cuddles from you are the main reason..
Keep behaving... ho ho ho
JAYSUS SANTA WTF ELSE HAVE YOU IN THE BAG!!!
You can hear my cheeks clenching from here!!!
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In the coffee shop by my job works a little hottie that likes nothing more than to turn her back to me while making my sambos if there is no one else in the q and tease me silly with subtle sways of her hips . I've been mostly good this yr Mr Kringle , and i hope you get this in time , she's all i want for xmas
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here santa, ive been good. good at being BAD
you know the things i like to get up to, har har
i always push my way to the front of any queue, so what if it annoys anyone. har har.
i still love taking sweets from children, i almost gave some back to this little shit who cried his eyes out. but "oh dear" they slipped out of my hand onto the mud. har har
i done one nice thing for the kids though. i made all these great colours for them to look at, when i poured all that waste oil into the Liffey river har har
here, do ya want to buy a loada really cheap chinese toys? i swear theyre safe har har
bigbadjohn
Big BAD John
you have a cheek asking me for presents again this year.
Have you forgotten the last few years? well i have not and neither have my reindeer...
Do you remember your little prank last year? hmm..
Barbed wire in the chimney.. and tobasco sauce in the brandy.. funny little man..
or the year before..
Engine oil on the roof so the reindeer would slide off..
And the year before that... quite the little electrician arn't we??
Carrots on the roof wired to the mains..nearly killed prancer.. had to jump start him from you fathers car.. and as for the laxatives in the mince pie.. realy funny...
This year is my turn... just wait and see what i will leave for you this Christmas eve, you little delinqueint bollox.. beware i have had enough...