Carlos and Hot Lizzy - Roll Up, Roll Up- Get Your Vibrating Cone Here
Carlos and Lizzy have to tell you that we have gone into business together - right this very second Carlos is out getting said product for selling on the open market.......... Nothing dodgy or Illegal or off the back of a lorry - sorry ron n reg we have gone Kosher for this deal.
Its Butt Pluggers - these are made from Pine Cones from a forest in Denmark, Dublin all begin with the same letter - anyway........these 'Pine Cones' come in handy at so many levels - Carlos thinks that they would make great Butt Plugs, not sure on how this is going to work but there are so many other ways to use this 'Pine Cone' - we have 'for the Ladies' the Vibrating Cone which i have tried - of course - which was to say the least was a whole new experience for me i have to say.........fabulous - no really not giving you the sales pitch it was, just buy one to find out how good it really is.
We too have the cock enlarger for the 'Gents' that want to achieve that posing pouch that ladies will admire from afar, no need to get close up cos this little beauty is going to make you look like a 'Porn Star' - really Carlos has modelled it for me......you are so gonna love it guys........
At the moment with business as it is we are of course doing specials on any of the above so if you want to call to find out please feel free to do so.........
You will find our no.s in any good sex shops - Anne Summers for example have them in their stores - Worldwide - they cannot order enough - selling like hot cakes - really.
Have fun like you never had before.......we are offering a special for our first customer in Dublin and Cork and one customer in the U.S.A. we are sending Dolly one of the butt plugs so that she can try it with her special Lube - oh and we are selling that too.
Seasons greetings from Carlos and Myself........God bless you & A Merry Christmas to All of you and of course tiny tim........... dont worry scrouge will pull through for you.
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