Carlos and Hot Lizzy - Roll Up, Roll Up- Get Your Vibrating Cone Here

[Babs]

i am demonstrating this in Cork.

GORDAN BENNETT!!!

For a sec there I faut u said u woz menstruating luv but dat’s not possible at r age now is it?

[carlos marvado]

Howld yur wisht Babs, we've got a special version of the pine fresh butt plug just for ya.....it's called the "Enforcer" love. Reg n Ron will bring it round to yours later and apply it for ya.

I hope your ould Sid was a big man, cause you'll need to be bloomin flexible for this toy. You'd better shut the Old Vic......don't want the customers havin to listen to your screams.....do we?

[Babs]

Howld yur wisht Babs, we've got a special version of the pine fresh butt plug just for ya.....it's called the "Enforcer" love. Reg n Ron will bring it round to yours later and apply it for ya.

I hope your ould Sid was a big man, cause you'll need to be bloomin flexible for this toy. You'd better shut the Old Vic......don't want the customers havin to listen to your screams.....do we?

that pussy tease clint as only gawn an givin me da heave ho me latin loverly, owe bout u bring da enforcer round da vic an u can roll out my barrel? I'm in da market for a real man who knows e's onions, do u know yur onions sweet cheeks?

[Hot Lizzy]

GORDAN BENNETT!!!

For a sec there I faut u said u woz menstruating luv but dat’s not possible at r age now is it?

Gordon Bennet indeed.........it is still possible at my age cos im not the same age as you granny.........

[SANTA BAD ASS]

you naughty little gits everyones changed what they want now so i'm gone to need a million or so of these little buggers before christmass eve

[Clint Eastwood]

I think I would rather you demonstrate it for me Elizabeth. I dont bat for the other team. About my avatar Elizabeth. I have to try and keep young and up with the times. Well Im only 25. Really 75 but this loreal for men is doing wonders for me.

[roryman]

Actually the pine cone is a pagan symbol of fertility and eternal life

and errr, the Pope carries a staff with a pine cone on it! and he has a massive bronze one in his garden!

[carlos marvado]

Actually the pine cone is a pagan symbol of fertility and eternal life

and errr, the Pope carries a staff with a pine cone on it! and he has a massive bronze one in his garden!

What, even the Pope shoves a pine cone up his jacksie?

I hope it's one of mine.


Do you hear that Lizzy? The Papal warrant ......"by appointment to his Holiness Pope Benedict XVI." We're made............forget Cork........I'm sending you a plane load to Heathrow.

Thanks for the good news Roryman.

[Clint Eastwood]

If its good enough for the pope its good enough for me. As long as Elizabeth shoves it up my crack Ill be happy.