Getting fat at Christmas time

[Jiberjabber]

no wonder your weapon of choice is brillo pads

The lighter fluid is handy for disinfecting and cauterising the vindaloo burns. The brillo removes the stubborn bits of crispy ass.

[SecretaryLover]

...... Any tips to deal with the problem other than cutting back on festive goodies and exercise ?

Are you serious? Calorie deficit is the only way, no tip exists.

[funlover12]

The lighter fluid is handy for disinfecting and cauterising the vindaloo burns. The brillo removes the stubborn bits of crispy ass.

tmi

[funlover12]

Are you serious? Calorie deficit is the only way, no tip exists.

not even diet pills and cabbage diets

[tom sand]

I ain't gping to read the thread through but the answer is easy. If you eat more then you need to burn it off so hence exercise.
Simples.

zilch man
you i a bad mood tonight

[tom sand]

Ha haaaa. Not at all. I'm all chilled out

good man
me two
i got away from the family

[tom sand]

So any shopping lined up ?

no not me
zilch you

[tom sand]

Fuck yeah. I've one of my fav ladies coming my way next week. Can't fecking wait.......

happy days zilch
happy days man

[tom sand]

Feck yeah. There are certain ladies where ya just say to yaself..........Jaysus yeah I'm counting down the days till that one..........i'm a counting.

i know what you mean

[bollocks]

Laxatives. It's the only option you haven't discounted in your OP.

And of course enemas......I like microlax, and fleet enemas. But you must be in close proximity to a toilet,,,takes abut 5 minutes to work....I find when travelling I get very constipated,and the microlax are small, easily carried and work quick.