The E-1 2008 Who's hot and who's not

[Hot Lizzy]

Hot - (in no particular order)

1/ Liz - Love or hate her, she certainly made an impact, even if she did join late in the year = 1000 posts already!
2/ QPH - Again, short term member - massive impact, basically cos he wants to put his giant literary arms around everyone - all together - arrrrrrrh!
3/ Gemma - basically she hoovered up just about everybody on here with her own girl next door style of escorting - a legend already
4/ Anna S - Anna is the original "I speak my mind and dont give a crap if you dont like it and I wont bullied by the like of ANYONE!"
She just happens to be an A-1 escort as well with a body all the boys (and the girls) lust after!
5/ Brenda - As per Anna, she says it as she sees it, and has that wit, style and raw sexiness that has us all standing to attention. Also does a nice line in "PHOAR" little yellow dresses. Special note for the way she came back after being viciously attacked by 2 low life cowards and scum of the earth types
6/ Pat - Constantly trying to improve the site, search for dirty stories and still remembers to pop back for a little moderating from time to time!
7/ Dolly - For starting "not" and then through sheer patience and niceness, climbing up into "Hot"


Not
1/ Bigpaws - Self styled King of the Roost who has had his feathers ruffled by a certain London Lady
2/ Godfather - Needs to get a grip quickly and stop stalking young ladies who repeatedly tell him that they are NOT interested
3/ Wheelchair Guys who scam escorts - its just not clever
4/ The Tiger Girls - You just dont spread nasty and malicious gossip
5/ Westie - The whole "should I stay or should I go" routine is wearing just a tad thin now!
6/ Regulars who hide behind unoriginal and boring "Names".
Please, Clint, babs, the entire cast of east enders, the awful liz clones etc- just give it up already - We are NOT amused


Bubbling under for being sexy AND having something funny or interesting to say

Violette
Sexy Naomi
Carlos
The Gooners - esp Alec
Chicken Man

Great post Rory a lot of thought went into this one - must of taken you ages to write it - as for me being on here a short time yes thats true but most of the posts that i wrote were to remove a certain nasty little Danny de Vito (height wise) man as we all know - still lots of time for swinging now!!!!

As for my groupies - you would be surpised how many actually do love their post so i would have to stick up for them - far more characters than you have written - I would imagine that ron n reg, will be most upset for their names missing - so don't kill this messenger as for the others - well come on you gotta love Clint, he busted me out of jail, the rest such as Johnney Allen, Bruce Forsyth, Clarence Hiltern and lots more are very amusing - they are really and kept me laughing and its good to laugh.

As for anything else - just a great post and i have managed to fill in the Cork Touring form out with the help of Pat - so all done and dusted now. Please write more of this type of post as these are great fun to read. Hats off to you.......... The Hot One.....Lizzy