Guys, if an escort is that unattractive, why go ahead with the appointment anyway, only to whinge about it later?
I get that you have been through the whole anticipation thing, you'e made your mind up that you will be getting laid and there is money in your pocket when you've turned up, but if someone is as even half as bad as you moan about, don't complain about it afterwards!
You lads are getting worse, honestly! You blame everyone but yourselves!