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    Did you have and funny stories happened in this year visiting/being with an escort?

    Here is my story

    This happened just recently.
    I have just arrived to the apartment and i broke the front key. (But managed to get in anyway) Than I did not remember if i locked the car or not, but i could not go out to check it as i did not have key to the entrance anymore, no way coming back..

    I had a client coming and i asked him if he could go out and lock the car. I told him it’s a white Toyota Yaris parked on the corner. It was raining by the way.
    It could take just a minute as the car was very close. I was waiting, 1 mins.. 2mins.. 5mins.. nothing. He called me, he is walking around the parking lot and cant find the car!! Oh my god the car has been stolen!! Than he said: do you aware that on the key it says Nissan?? Well.. i don’t know anything about it, but it’s a white Yaris parked on the corner. He said yes, but the key is Toyota, and actually there is only one car on the corner, i parked beside it, and that is a Nissan Micra. Well.. try it that one than. Click click, yes that’s the car.. I hired that car little over 1 month than and i was 100% sure it was a Yaris, never looked at the key or back of the car.. Poor guy was walking around in the rain looking for a Yaris..


    PS: thank you hun for being such a gentleman and looked my TOYOTA in the rain
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    Quote Originally Posted by marsha View Post
    Did you have and funny stories happened in this year visiting/being with an escort?

    Here is my story

    This happened just recently.
    I have just arrived to the apartment and i broke the front key. (But managed to get in anyway) Than I did not remember if i locked the car or not, but i could not go out to check it as i did not have key to the entrance anymore, no way coming back..

    I had a client coming and i asked him if he could go out and lock the car. I told him it’s a white Toyota Yaris parked on the corner. It was raining by the way.
    It could take just a minute as the car was very close. I was waiting, 1 mins.. 2mins.. 5mins.. nothing. He called me, he is walking around the parking lot and cant find the car!! Oh my god the car has been stolen!! Than he said: do you aware that on the key it says Nissan?? Well.. i don’t know anything about it, but it’s a white Yaris parked on the corner. He said yes, but the key is Toyota, and actually there is only one car on the corner, i parked beside it, and that is a Nissan Micra. Well.. try it that one than. Click click, yes that’s the car.. I hired that car little over 1 month than and i was 100% sure it was a Yaris, never looked at the key or back of the car.. Poor guy was walking around in the rain looking for a Yaris..


    PS: thank you hun for being such a gentleman and looked my TOYOTA in the rain
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    Quote Originally Posted by marsha View Post
    Did you have and funny stories happened in this year visiting/being with an escort?

    Here is my story

    This happened just recently.
    I have just arrived to the apartment and i broke the front key. (But managed to get in anyway) Than I did not remember if i locked the car or not, but i could not go out to check it as i did not have key to the entrance anymore, no way coming back..

    I had a client coming and i asked him if he could go out and lock the car. I told him it’s a white Toyota Yaris parked on the corner. It was raining by the way.
    It could take just a minute as the car was very close. I was waiting, 1 mins.. 2mins.. 5mins.. nothing. He called me, he is walking around the parking lot and cant find the car!! Oh my god the car has been stolen!! Than he said: do you aware that on the key it says Nissan?? Well.. i don’t know anything about it, but it’s a white Yaris parked on the corner. He said yes, but the key is Toyota, and actually there is only one car on the corner, i parked beside it, and that is a Nissan Micra. Well.. try it that one than. Click click, yes that’s the car.. I hired that car little over 1 month than and i was 100% sure it was a Yaris, never looked at the key or back of the car.. Poor guy was walking around in the rain looking for a Yaris..


    PS: thank you hun for being such a gentleman and looked my TOYOTA in the rain
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    Quote Originally Posted by marsha View Post
    Did you have and funny stories happened in this year visiting/being with an escort?

    Here is my story

    This happened just recently.
    I have just arrived to the apartment and i broke the front key. (But managed to get in anyway) Than I did not remember if i locked the car or not, but i could not go out to check it as i did not have key to the entrance anymore, no way coming back..

    I had a client coming and i asked him if he could go out and lock the car. I told him it’s a white Toyota Yaris parked on the corner. It was raining by the way.
    It could take just a minute as the car was very close. I was waiting, 1 mins.. 2mins.. 5mins.. nothing. He called me, he is walking around the parking lot and cant find the car!! Oh my god the car has been stolen!! Than he said: do you aware that on the key it says Nissan?? Well.. i don’t know anything about it, but it’s a white Yaris parked on the corner. He said yes, but the key is Toyota, and actually there is only one car on the corner, i parked beside it, and that is a Nissan Micra. Well.. try it that one than. Click click, yes that’s the car.. I hired that car little over 1 month than and i was 100% sure it was a Yaris, never looked at the key or back of the car.. Poor guy was walking around in the rain looking for a Yaris..


    PS: thank you hun for being such a gentleman and looked my TOYOTA in the rain
    Deedin I do have a great story from punting this year, deedin I do. I did riding'd this escort, hard, and when I was about to lose the run of myself I pulled out and shot a wadge of thick white spunk all over her TV. Jesus, I nearly died laughing'd. Nadurally, she went crazy, started calling'd me all the names under the sun, deedin she did. Says I to her "I'll paying'd you for the damage, let me run out to the car to grab some more cash", she insisted I pay her €500, so I agreed, walked down to my car and drove it away like I'd sat on a wasp. I'll tell you what, I nearly never laughed as much in my whole life, deedin I didn't.
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