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[carlos marvado]

I’d love see that ass hurtling down a snow capped mountain………….just mind the trees Carlos…

Toooooo late QPH.................I just landed on a pine cone............ouchhh.

However, it's given me an idea for a new commercial enterprise..........I'm going to collect as many as I can and flog em as pine fresh butt plugs.

Come on ladies..........get down to Moore Street......no self-respecting escort will be without this toy for Christmas.......and what's more they're a natural product, ecologically friendly and biodegradeable and approved by the Department of the Environment.


Come on dears......get your pine fresh butt plugs .......only 1 Euro each or 6 for a fiver.

[Hot Lizzy]

Depends Patricia.....how much do you weight?

I'm not that big myself.......but I am bigger then some............who shall remain nameless, as I'd rather go on a holiday in the summer when it's more conducive to skinny dipping.

I can name and shame if you like - its the Danny de Vito, Lookie Likey that you are talking about? Hes off with Tarzan opps used a real name - no that was Johnny Weismuller - swinging from tree to tree calling for his Jane.......

You may not be all that big yourself and for once how honest for a man to admit that!!!

We still luvs ya......... I say Carlos - OUT OF RETIREMENT......... XXX The Hot One but still not as hot as the Sizzling One........

[Quarterpoundher]

Toooooo late QPH.................I just landed on a pine cone............ouchhh.

However, it's given me an idea for a new commercial enterprise..........I'm going to collect as many as I can and flog em as pine fresh butt plugs.

Come on ladies..........get down to Moore Street......no self-respecting escort will be without this toy for Christmas.......and what's more they're a natural product, ecologically friendly and biodegradeable and approved by the Department of the Environment.


Come on dears......get your pine fresh butt plugs .......only 1 Euro each or 6 for a fiver.

Good man, always seeing a business opp even with a pine cone up tha jacksie…..

BEAT THAT ALAN SUGAR!!!

YOUR’RE HIRED!!!!

I love to see you on some shopping channel explaining that one Carlos

[Moore street trader voice]

GET YER BIODEGRADABLE BUTT PLUGS HERE, INTRUCTIONS AND THE NUMBER FOR THE NEAREST HOS PA TAL INCLUDED……!!!

Jesus Carlos how do these threads go off on such tangents. Patricia says she working late and now we are selling pine butt plugs on Moore street, does any other site like this anywhere have this happen? Me tinks not…

[carlos marvado]

JOB OPPORTUNITY

Merchandiser sought for a brand new adult toy for the Christmas market. The latest "green" product to hit the Irish toy market is completely safe (except for children) and is an alternative, natural and aromatic option to artificially produced products, which also aids in personal hygiene.

The successful candidate should have acting experience (adult movies) or have worked in commercials for similar products before. A certain degree of rectal flexibility is required for this position.

We are producing an advertisement to appear on the Shopping Channel. The merchandiser will be required to demonstrate the product with an emphasis on ease of use, physical benefits, disposability and environmental friendliness.

The product comes in different shapes and sizes to suit individual tastes.

If you are interested in taking up this position and would like to cum for an interview, just post your profile (with a recent verified photo) to -


E-I Commercial Enterprises Inc.
A division of the E-I Corporation

"Committed to time and companionship for 10 years"

[Quarterpoundher]

I just have no retort to that. I lay prostrate at your feet (Face up I hasten to add).

Keep those inventions coming (as the inventor of the dildo said to the inventor of the vibrator)

Its people like you that will get us through our current economic swamp to the broad uplands of long forgotten prosperity.

I see a place for you as Minister for Trade and Employment. I am Minister for briars and bushes as the mo so will have a word in Biffo's shell like or Marys..........no.....I won't go there......