id rather be gerrin my dog throated, than listen to my slag sister waffling on.. yes indeed, for me, christmas is all about getting deepthroated til completion..
I'm a well hung chap, hung like a bastard says i.
How have we got to this stage? Have I banned all the good 'uns?
Family....probably the only day of the year I am not interested in pussy.
I always had this fantasy of lying on the living room floor covered in Nutella and an escort dressed as an elf licking it off me. On Christmas morning.
This could be the year for it.