I think we need to hear something that actually happened from the point of view of the escort...
"Being an escort, I was used to getting some odd requests, like this one day a guy asked if I could stick a courgette up his arse while I smoked a pipe and talked dirty in a spot on Mrs Brown impression. But what this guy was about to ask me, was much bolder than that.
"Would you consider a golden shower". I stopped, mid scrub and eyed him, before curling my lip, looked him up and down.
"You're asking me this while I'm showering?" I said, hoping he'd sense the tone.
"I'm serious. I've tried it with a few girlfriends (escorts in Thailand)." I wasn't surprised by this.
"Obviously, I will pay you extra.", the client added.
"Fucking right you will", I thought to myself, hoping he'd note the disgust in my eyes.
After I came out of the shower, I made my way home and began to consider it, because something told me this dude was the kind to not let this go until he'd gotten it out of his system.
I watched some porn in languages I don't speak that featured girls you just knew were wondering if the job in the local deli was still going. To my surprise I didn't vomit when I watched them, which is what I thought would have happened. Probably because I've built up a great gag reflex, who knows?
The dude texted me about two dys later to book me, adding on the end of his text "and did you think about what I asked? I hope it's a yes! xx"
I texted back "yes" and we made the booking.
GOLDEN SHOWER ON THE FACE
When I arrived, I stepped out of my dress and revealed my red satin lingerie (He was in a hotel because there was no way he was going to piss in my hotel room/apartment. Fuck that noise). Then I asked myself why I wasn't wearing a rain coat instead of a satin number. Not my brightest moment.
We began kissing and started to have sex, his breath tasted a little like asparagus and I wondered if it would have worked its way through his system by the time we got to the new main event. He pulled his cock out and put it in my mouth. Not something that's on my favourites list, but he's a regular so we'd discuss that before he left.
I sucked hard, harder than I've ever sucked before. So hard I thought I'd suck him inside out. All in the hopes that he'd blow his load and lose the urge to piss on me.
"Will you let me pee on you now?" is what probably would have made the moment a little softer.
"Right, I'm gonna piss, I'm gonna piss. Y'ready?" is what he stuttered.
Before I could psyche myself up for it, or even find my happy place I was splashed right in the mush with a steamy torrent of release.
Some went up my nose so I opened my mouth and some went in there too (rookie mistake). I spat it back out quicker than a fatty spits out fresh fruit.
After what felt like a rough hour of water boarding, he put his cock back in my mouth and I sucked him again. Not with the same gusto as before, but I was a little dazed.
Holding my breath to make sure I didn't drown on piss (imagine the eulogy), it made me dizzy and gave me a bit of a rush. He was very turned on, breathing and moaning all the way through.
SHOWER ON ME
He then started to have sex with me again, but this time doggystyle, pushing into me over and over again until I started to drift into a nice orgasm (yes, even with my face in a piss soaked pillow), weird.
He then asked if he could pee on me again, and I grunted something that must have had the tone of "OMG, really? I was so disappointed thinking that you were empty.), because before I knew what was going on I was covered from the waist down. Everywhere. Fucking everywhere.
There was no way the pre-authorisation on this room was going to be refunded. Another discussion for later.
Then he continued to pee while he put his cock in me. Vaginal urine enema was not something I had on my list to be ticked off anytime soon, but they say you regret the things you didn't do, rather than the things you did, so I've that going for me which is nice.
He kept fucking me doggystyle and kept going until he pulled out and pulled me around so he could come on my face (this was on my favourites list, so no biggie). After he had come on my face, he started to pee again on me. (I actually thought he might need an IV after this booking to combat dehydration.
We took extra long in the shower afterwards, I was chapped and wrinkled. But all in all, he'd paid handsomely for it so I figured I'd put it on my list from now on.
FYI, there was no hint of asparagus off his pee when he did it. I pity the next escort he tries this with though.
Till next time Diary..."
The version on the blog reads like amateur erotic fiction.
Originally Posted by mattman
I think we need to hear something that actually happened from the point of view of the escort...
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