Could I ask all you beautiful horny men out there to PLEASE refresh your telephone etiquette. When you call a lady do not try to 'guess' her location, when she is ready she will let you know....
Secondly when given instructions on how to get to a room/location etc PLEASE do not keep repeating out loud what she is telling you ie Room number etc....As there may well be a member of staff within ear shot. It would be terribly unfortunate for both you and us if our appointment was cancelled due to silly indiscretions such as these.
Looking forward to many steamy days and nights with you wonderfully DISCREET gents xxxxxxx