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    Quote Originally Posted by talkabout View Post
    Sounds like you have a serious allergy to beautiful(hot ) women.

    I'ld stick to the ugly ones from now on to avoid anaphylactic shock.
    Sounds like you have it sorted... well done you!

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    Quote Originally Posted by talkabout View Post
    The immortal words

    "You should've gone to Specsavers".
    I was very drunk one night (ahem) - well I met this gorgeous girl and had a great night- made a date for a few nights later and met her outside Trinity- could not remember what she looked like and thee were 5 or 6 girls there- eventually the ugliest girl there said hello and I was mortified- I didn't walk away but went through with a subdued date!

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    Last time a hot woman hit on me?

    First she asked if I would like to go for a drink with her.

    I said no because it was quite late and I needed to get home.

    Then she asked if I would like a lift home.

    I said no, I would just walk back to D1 and catch the bus.

    Being a gentleman, I did offer to walk her back to her car. She accepted which seemed a little odd as that way, I might get to see her reg number which would start to break down the wall of privacy that I treasure.

    When we got to her car, I made sure not to get a glimpse of the plate but on the way to the car she told me that this was always a good time for a booking as she would not be seeing anyone else after then so there would be the possibility of going for a drink if I had more time in the future.

    No. That would never happen. It was a shame because after that I could never make a second booking - I really was paying for the privilege of being able to walk away.

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    I initially read the thread title as "Have you ever been hit by a beautiful woman". To be honest I'm kind of disappointed that it wasn't

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    Quote Originally Posted by Clueless View Post
    I was very drunk one night (ahem) - well I met this gorgeous girl and had a great night- made a date for a few nights later and met her outside Trinity- could not remember what she looked like and thee were 5 or 6 girls there- eventually the ugliest girl there said hello and I was mortified- I didn't walk away but went through with a subdued date!
    Beer goggles

    However

    Don't judge a book by its cover.

    Have a look inside first!

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    Quote Originally Posted by sharkskin View Post
    Last time a hot woman hit on me?

    First she asked if I would like to go for a drink with her.

    I said no because it was quite late and I needed to get home.

    Then she asked if I would like a lift home.

    I said no, I would just walk back to D1 and catch the bus.

    Being a gentleman, I did offer to walk her back to her car. She accepted which seemed a little odd as that way, I might get to see her reg number which would start to break down the wall of privacy that I treasure.

    When we got to her car, I made sure not to get a glimpse of the plate but on the way to the car she told me that this was always a good time for a booking as she would not be seeing anyone else after then so there would be the possibility of going for a drink if I had more time in the future.

    No. That would never happen. It was a shame because after that I could never make a second booking - I really was paying for the privilege of being able to walk away.

    Walking and buses and potential car pooling.

    Are you a member of the Green Party?

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    Tell her to join the queue

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    Quote Originally Posted by Khujo View Post
    I initially read the thread title as "Have you ever been hit by a beautiful woman". To be honest I'm kind of disappointed that it wasn't
    Being hit by a beautiful woman counts as sexual abuse

    Unless you requested it.

    Always check to see if they are wearing a tight black latex catsuit(and holding a riding crop) first.

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    WTF I must be reading this wrong!!!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by sharkskin View Post
    Last time a hot woman hit on me?

    First she asked if I would like to go for a drink with her.

    I said no because it was quite late and I needed to get home.

    Then she asked if I would like a lift home.

    I said no, I would just walk back to D1 and catch the bus.

    Being a gentleman, I did offer to walk her back to her car. She accepted which seemed a little odd as that way, I might get to see her reg number which would start to break down the wall of privacy that I treasure.

    When we got to her car, I made sure not to get a glimpse of the plate but on the way to the car she told me that this was always a good time for a booking as she would not be seeing anyone else after then so there would be the possibility of going for a drink if I had more time in the future.

    No. That would never happen. It was a shame because after that I could never make a second booking - I really was paying for the privilege of being able to walk away.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Clueless View Post
    WTF I must be reading this wrong!!!!!
    What is wrong about it?

    Everything that I wrote is true.

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