"sir you said 4 pages by monday, thats what I did!
"
yes *funlover I said that, but I didnt say with double line spacing!!! "
"no sir, thats right you didnt "
"gaaaaaah funlover! "
"later sir *goes outside to laugh and point at the rest in the class still only 2 pages through...*
meanwhile..... teacher inside on the phone...
"hello principal, yes we have one of those lateral thinking fuckers "
"ah I see, leme guess...funlover?"
"yes, the bastard is outside now after making me look like a mug infront of the class "
" well I bet it was a good one then if you cant do anything about it!"