What's the best thing an escort ever said to you?

[dan8808]

'You seem to be a nice fella, how come you are still seeing escorts'

Take that anyway you want to!

I nearly always get some version of this one too.
Why does a young guy like you visit escorts?
Why pay when you could meet girls in clubs etc.

Simple answer is because i can afford to and less likely to get caught

[beautyaddict]

Nicest thing for me is when i find a girl i really like and she says " I will happily see you again" as this means I can then see her regularly and avoid the trouble you can run into with looking for other girls to see, well until they retire or move abroad and then I have to start all over again to find a girl ( in the old days girls) that i click with.

[samlad]

"Thanks for all your help, Sam."

It means I'm doing my job properly.

[mellors]

Phone call at 5am.
Escort : Hi ******* , I've been clubbing, i'm a bit drunk and I'm stuck going up and down in a lift !, can you come and get me ?
Me : Eh ****, I would but your in another country about 2000 miles away...

Sweet of her to think of me

[moonlightbeauty]

And I thought it was: ''Babe I will kill you!''

[Smellmyfinger]

Can u stay longer? True story!

[tom sand]

i was having trouble getting in the mood
and she slapped me on the bottom and said
come on be a man
and i did
i manned up in the end

[Red79]

I was once told off on my second visit for reminding her of something I'd told her the 1st time.

In sexy Brazilian accent "I remember, are you doubting my bedside manner?"

[mellors]

And I thought it was: ''Babe I will kill you!''

That was my second thought

[MayaX]

I take it Maya that you don't believe him,

No I don't believe him ...I can't ... !! ♥