"Ah babe...you haven't changed in 3 years "....nice to be remembered....bless her cotton socks !
"Ah babe...you haven't changed in 3 years "....nice to be remembered....bless her cotton socks !
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Come in she said "I'll give you shelter from the storm "
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Ben1982 (16-12-14)
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Who remembers this old joke about the mouse having sex with the elephant? (and how what she said made his day)
A mouse is up there pounding away doggy(ish) style.
Elephant (unaware of mouse's presence) steps on a thorny tree branch, hurts her foot and says 'ahhh, fuck, fuck, fuck me'!
Hearing this the mouse says 'yeah girl, take it, take it all the way...oh yeah'!
Ah some you never forget.
"Oh God you should work as an escorts. . "
Ben1982 (18-12-14)